Skipper, it's against the law to lock somebody up without telling them what they did.
[smiles] Just a moment, Gilligan. [humming] Let's see here. Is that it? Yeah. It says here in the Criminal Law, Section 7, Paragraph 14, "Let it be known that any man who interferes with or causes in any way a rescue to be fouled up, goes to jail for as long as the Skipper says."
There's no such law.
There is now!
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