Cool. Someone let me know if I'm a witch.
S4 E3Halloween 4: The Witch
A penguin leash? Hey Jay, is this made for penguins or out of penguins?
Both. Now put that down!
Oh my God, I sold my wife!!
His wife is the statue.
VWVietnam War Vet Ghost
Damn straight. I fought for this man's right to marry a statue.
I guess your spell didn't work after all.
No matter. I still got the blood thing. Why don't you go hum about it?
S4 E4The Work Retreat
The new Isaac says "Long hair, don't care!".
New do, new you.
S4 E5A Star Is Dead
Sam, you should do audition.
No. This isn't some Rinky Dink production. They performed at the mall.
S4 E6The Primary Source
Jay, watch out!
[Jay steps on the snail with his shoe, but it turns out the snail is a ghost.]
I should call you the "Escarghost".
S4 E7Sad Farnsby
A dinosaur bed.
It says "For Ages 5 & Up".
Yes. 5 & Up.
I do like pretending to be the tongue.
S4 E8Part 1
Hard agreed.
Yes!
S4 E9Part 2
Pete's inside of Jay.
We have a double possession.
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