Pete Martino quotes from Ghosts

Pete

Arrow guy? Still? Unbelievable!

Pete

It-it wasn't your fault, though. I mean, you were still figuring things out yourself.

Pete

I can't go to hell! Elias said my soul's too pretty!

Pete

Cheese and crackers!

Pete

Carol's a GHOST!!!

Pete

Ghost scapegoating! You should be ashamed of yourself....Ah, scapeghosting, I missed it.

Pete

I hope it's soon.

Pete

Man, it feels good to spread joy. This must be what Johnny Appleseed felt like, you get an apple tree, you get an apple tree, you get an apple tree.

Pete

It's gonna be fun. Who doesn't like fun?

Pete

Pretty sure that's just paprika.

Pete

How are Jay's fiddling skills?

Pete

The devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a soul to steal.

Trevor

It won't be long now.

Alberta

At least she's comfortable.

Pete

There's definitely worse ways to go.

Alberta

Amen.

Pete

Are we having a dinner party?

Samantha

I was sort of hoping maybe you guys would just give us some space.

Jay

Uh, yes, sir, Pete, you gots to go. No ghosts allowed. But we love dinner parties.

Pete

The smells, the fashions, the banter. But sure, there's other stuff we can do.

Samantha

Yeah, is that okay?

Pete

Yeah. There's a spider in the attic that's spinning some pretty interesting stuff.

Alberta

We hate Halloween.

Jay

What did they say?

Samantha

They don't like it.

Jay

OK, that feels off brand.

Trevor

All Hallows Eve mocks us and belittles our very existence.

Pete

People putting sheets over their heads & pretending to be ghosts. I mean, what is that?