Jay Arondekar quotes from Ghosts

Jay

Sam, first question, can they take off their own clothes? Sam, come back, I want to tell Jay about ghost sex.

Jay

Okay. I'll just stay in here with the corpse and all the ghosts. I was kidding. Sam, please slow down! Sam!

Jay

Are you ready?

Jay

Yeah, okay, so he's a bit hippie-dippie, I'll give you that, but you don't know him yet.

Jay

[answering phone] Woodstone B&B, are you canceling for the reason I think you are?

Jay

Okay. What do Vikings eat?

Jay

Happy Valentine's Day to me.

Jay

I'm gonna go beg Mark to let me ride the excavator, because I really need a win today.

Jay

Why are the walls bleeding?!

Jay

Oh my God, I sold my wife!!

Jay

February 13, 2025.

Jay

I guess we could go on the run. One of the cooks makes fake IDs for high school kids.

Jay

Why do the ghosts always wanna date my family?

Jay

No pants.

Jay

May the sales of this book begin to remotely offset the amount of money we've lost on ghosts.