The library is empty!
I can't see ghosts. I don't know why I went in there!
S3 E1The Owl
I'm gonna go beg Mark to let me ride the excavator, because I really need a win today.
S3 E2Man of Your Dreams
Wow, you guys did not have a lot to do back then.
Other than invent democracy?
Ahem.
Amongst Europeans?
It's my ghost power.
Holy guacamole!
S3 E3He Sees Dead People
SWSamuel Woodstone
Thank God your mother is currently involuntarily institutionalized with hysteria, because this would kill her!
Skipping over pleasantries, I need a page turn in my People magazine.
S3 E4Halloween 3: The Guest Who Wouldn't Leave
R-u-n-n-n-n-n-n-n!
Carol's a GHOST!!!
S3 E5The Silent Partner
Even in these difficult times we must be precise.
What do we think Carol has in that big purse of hers?
If there's a God, cocaine.
Do people keep pizza in their purses?
HHety
We'll find out when we look for the cocaine.
S3 E6Hello, Brother
He's older than my father was when he died of old age.
Very simple way to die.
S3 E7The Polterguest
Whoa!
Oh, my god. How about that?
S3 E8Holes Are Bad
I used to always say you can never have too much morphine, but apparently that is incorrect.
You're gonna have to go through the dirt.
Oh, that's cool. It'll be like Woodstock, there was a lot of mud.
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