Just like that, we're back.
S4 E1Patience
Who wouldn't enjoy staring at the gorgeous porcelain skin?
'Tis from the blood letting that killed me.
I'm tired and my hands hurt.
Yeah, sorry I couldn't find that second shovel, Jay.
You threw it behind the shed, Sam.
They're back!
Nice! You see sometimes this ghost stuff just resolves itself. That's a good lesson for the future.
You were literally just saying that if we got out of there you would turn over a new leaf and be a better person. Here's your chance.
Yes, well, perhaps we could start with something smaller? I could compliment one of Samantha's dreadful sweaters! [turns to Sam] That looks...lovely.
If I were kidnapped and trapped in an underground lair, would you risk eternity in the dirt for the chance to save me?
Of course! And I love that these are our hypotheticals.
S4 E2Sam's Dad
Sam's dad's coming to visit today.
That's adorable! He thinks there are things going on in this house that we don't know about.
In 1893, I saw my son twice: Once on his birthday, and one time when his nanny suddenly died and we couldn't find a replacement until later that day.
Do you have to wallow in the one room with the TV?
How's everything going with your being-a-better-person thing?
Really well, thank you for asking.
NNancy
I learned about fractions during my full year of schooling.
Ghost scapegoating! You should be ashamed of yourself....Ah, scapeghosting, I missed it.
Why are the walls bleeding?!
We were wealthy. I had a dress with a zipper in it.
S4 E3Halloween 4: The Witch
But Jay, I love Halloween! Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit?
I wanted to wear my Atari shirt today. Do you know why I'm not wearing my Atari shirt today, Sam? Because the wall blood wouldn't come out of it.
A witch trial! I mean, how Halloween is that?
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