Trevor Lefkowitz quotes from Ghosts

Trevor

Sam!

Trevor

I'm gonna Google "Nigerian prince" and see if it's in the news!

Trevor

Hey. I was a tug-of-war anchor at Camp Ramah.

Trevor

What?!

Trevor

You got the real deal right here, baby! We're ghosts.

Trevor

I want to be the cool ghost dad.

Trevor

It won't be long now.

Alberta

At least she's comfortable.

Pete

There's definitely worse ways to go.

Alberta

Amen.

Alberta

We hate Halloween.

Jay

What did they say?

Samantha

They don't like it.

Jay

OK, that feels off brand.

Trevor

All Hallows Eve mocks us and belittles our very existence.

Pete

People putting sheets over their heads & pretending to be ghosts. I mean, what is that?

Jay

Come on! Guys, we're not doing this. This is not the new system!

Sasappis

I really wanted to smell some pepperoni.

Trevor

There's no way I'm writing pepperoni.

Jay

Seriously, this is super creepy! Are you guys still in here? Please leave.

Bela

I got catfish. This picture is from an obituary.

Trevor

It's the only picture of me on the Internet.

Trevor

Is he literally twirling his mustache?

Hetty

That can't be good.

Trevor

Boys, boys. Notice anything different about me?

Uh, no, but I noticed something different about your mom when I left her house this morning.

Oh!

Trevor

Damn, check out the hottie.

Isaac

Yeah, she is delecta---oh wait! I don't have to pretend anymore! That's nice.

Trevor

Hard agreed.

Yes!

Trevor

Do you think I'm a selfish, capitalist pig?

Hetty

Of course. It's one of your only redeeming qualities. Why do you ask?

Trevor

Because Flower said I should be more charitable.

Hetty

The poor are always suggesting that the rich be more charitable, when the truth is, if they simply invested their money rather than wasting it on frivolities like bread and kindling, they wouldn't need a handout.