[First lines of the series]
It won't be long now.
At least she's comfortable.
There's definitely worse ways to go.
Amen.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
We are ghosts. While most spirits pass on to the afterlife, we are the unfortunate few cursed to spend eternity... Oh, and she's gone.
We are ghosts, those poor spirits who dwell on, compelled for reasons unknown to...
[Crash is headless. Samantha screams in terror.]
[final lines]
AAll
(repeatedly) Hello.
Okay, I need you to look up "Alexander Hamilton" on this.
Ah, yes, Beatrice. She was a handsome woman. We slept in separate bedrooms, to keep the flame of our passion burning bright. Now, let's talk military service. I was a beloved commander, though I was known for riding my men hard.
[final lines]
You're not even listening to me.
Babe, you're not listening to me.
Democracy, though the best form of government, is a tedious and flawed process.
I practically invented democracy!
Actually, Indigenous governments were the model for American federalism....We also invented popcorn. You're welcome.
I just have one ask....Can I shoot the flaming arrow?
I married a nine-year-old.
I like small man, he is fun!
Look at that! I used my female brain to exercise my rights, and I don't feel the vapors coming on at all!
Are we having a dinner party?
I was sort of hoping maybe you guys would just give us some space.
Uh, yes, sir, Pete, you gots to go. No ghosts allowed. But we love dinner parties.
The smells, the fashions, the banter. But sure, there's other stuff we can do.
Yeah, is that okay?
Yeah. There's a spider in the attic that's spinning some pretty interesting stuff.
Arrow guy? Still? Unbelievable!
[final lines]
We hate Halloween.
What did they say?
They don't like it.
OK, that feels off brand.
All Hallows Eve mocks us and belittles our very existence.
People putting sheets over their heads & pretending to be ghosts. I mean, what is that?
LGLittle Ghostbuster
Trick-or-treat.
Aw, he's a little ghostbuster.
A little what?
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