Mark quotes from Ghosts

Jay

You wanna hang out and watch the game?

Mark

I'm supposed to help my wife with TurboTax today so...hell yeah, let's do this!

Mark

A penguin leash? Hey Jay, is this made for penguins or out of penguins?

Hetty

Both. Now put that down!

Mark

How is she tracking all this?

Bela

Oh, I don't know, Mark; she's a woman and she's good at her job? I've heard about you.

Jay

Not in my kitchen, Mark!

Mark

I say we celebrate with some mortadella.

Jay

You know that stuff's like $20 a pound, right?

Mark

Yeah. That's why I don't have it at my house.