Isaac Higgintoot quotes from Ghosts

Isaac

We are ghosts. While most spirits pass on to the afterlife, we are the unfortunate few cursed to spend eternity... Oh, and she's gone.

Isaac

We are ghosts, those poor spirits who dwell on, compelled for reasons unknown to...

Isaac

Okay, I need you to look up "Alexander Hamilton" on this.

Isaac

Ah, yes, Beatrice. She was a handsome woman. We slept in separate bedrooms, to keep the flame of our passion burning bright. Now, let's talk military service. I was a beloved commander, though I was known for riding my men hard.

Isaac

Democracy, though the best form of government, is a tedious and flawed process.

Isaac

Troops, we're running low on fresh water, so I must speak against this ridiculous new trend of hand-washing.

Isaac

Through a combination of shrewd bargaining and a general disdain for physical touch, which leads her to never cash them in, Hetty has amassed a vast wealth of back rubs.

Isaac

And while today he may be celebrated as a great man, it turns out Hamilton was a bit of a nose-picker.

Isaac

The truth is I sort of just...forgot.

Isaac

I fear our relationship is not at the stage where I would feel comfortable cohabitating.... So let's take our relationship to that stage.

Isaac

A witch trial! I mean, how Halloween is that?

Isaac

The new Isaac says "Long hair, don't care!".

Isaac

New do, new you.

Isaac

A dinosaur bed.

Isaac

I do like pretending to be the tongue.