Alberta Haynes quotes from Ghosts

Alberta

I knew Clara dabbled in bootlegging, mostly 'cause I dabbled in bootlegging.

Alberta

Don't let up.

Alberta

No! I just fixed you, why're you doing something dumb again?!

Alberta

Skipping over pleasantries, I need a page turn in my People magazine.

Alberta

Oh, my god. How about that?

Alberta

Sounds exciting. I'm in.

Trevor

It won't be long now.

Alberta

At least she's comfortable.

Pete

There's definitely worse ways to go.

Alberta

Amen.

Alberta

We hate Halloween.

Jay

What did they say?

Samantha

They don't like it.

Jay

OK, that feels off brand.

Trevor

All Hallows Eve mocks us and belittles our very existence.

Pete

People putting sheets over their heads & pretending to be ghosts. I mean, what is that?

Alberta

Let's go, Sam! We don't have all day!

Samantha

Okay, you literally have eternity.

Alberta

Oh, that's right. Thank you for reminding me of my endless purgatory.

Alberta

Isaac, aren't you usually on your walk with Nigel right about now?

Isaac

Me & Nigel?

Isaac

Just one more time.

Alberta

Alexa, How did Alexander Hamilton die?

Alexander Hamilton died of a gunshot wound on July 12, 1804 at 47 years old.

Isaac

Again. Again.

I feel as if I've died and went to heaven.

Alberta

If only if it were that simple.

Samantha

A podcast is like a... like a TV show but without the pictures.

Alberta

Baby, that's called radio. What you're describing is radio.

Flower

Huh. Nobody ever talks about a cult being in the wrong.

Alberta

I feel like people do.

Alberta

We found Crash's head.

Hiya, Toots.

Samantha

Oh, my God!