But Jay, I love Halloween! Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit?
I wanted to wear my Atari shirt today. Do you know why I'm not wearing my Atari shirt today, Sam? Because the wall blood wouldn't come out of it.
“Halloween 4: The Witch” · Season 4, Episode 3
In this episode: Samantha Arondekar (2), Jay Arondekar (2), Isaac Higgintoot (1), Hetty Woodstone (1), Alberta Haynes (1), Pete Martino (1), Mark (1), Patience (1)
A witch trial! I mean, how Halloween is that?
Cool. Someone let me know if I'm a witch.
A penguin leash? Hey Jay, is this made for penguins or out of penguins?
Both. Now put that down!
Oh my God, I sold my wife!!
His wife is the statue.
VWVietnam War Vet Ghost
Damn straight. I fought for this man's right to marry a statue.
I guess your spell didn't work after all.
No matter. I still got the blood thing. Why don't you go hum about it?
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