Samantha Arondekar quotes from Ghosts

Samantha

It's kind of a long story. I had this near death experience and now I see ghosts. I guess, that's not such a long story.

Samantha

He used the kitchen iPad. I knew we needed a better password than 1234.

Samantha

Have you ever thought about what living forever would actually mean?

Samantha

She says hi.

Samantha

Both of you were stuck in a patriarchal system that pitted women against each other because holding a man accountable wasn't an option.

Samantha

I have one day to solve Alberta's murder.

Samantha

He discovered his ghost power. He can leave the property.

Samantha

Cool. Someone let me know if I'm a witch.

Samantha

[reading] No ex-saguination without representation!

Jay

You're not even listening to me.

Samantha

Babe, you're not listening to me.

Jay

I just have one ask....Can I shoot the flaming arrow?

Samantha

I married a nine-year-old.

Thorfinn

I like small man, he is fun!

Pete

Are we having a dinner party?

Samantha

I was sort of hoping maybe you guys would just give us some space.

Jay

Uh, yes, sir, Pete, you gots to go. No ghosts allowed. But we love dinner parties.

Pete

The smells, the fashions, the banter. But sure, there's other stuff we can do.

Samantha

Yeah, is that okay?

Pete

Yeah. There's a spider in the attic that's spinning some pretty interesting stuff.

Alberta

We hate Halloween.

Jay

What did they say?

Samantha

They don't like it.

Jay

OK, that feels off brand.

Trevor

All Hallows Eve mocks us and belittles our very existence.

Pete

People putting sheets over their heads & pretending to be ghosts. I mean, what is that?

Trick-or-treat.

Samantha

Aw, he's a little ghostbuster.

Sasappis

A little what?

Alberta

Let's go, Sam! We don't have all day!

Samantha

Okay, you literally have eternity.

Alberta

Oh, that's right. Thank you for reminding me of my endless purgatory.