Man, I don't wanna hurt Bender's feelings but this food actually tastes better as vomit!
It's unbearable! How much do you think it would cost to have my tongue removed?
S3The 30% Iron Chef
Welcome back. Our next guest has been teaching the world to cook for over 20 years. But apparently my, uh, wife hasn't been listening. I will destroy her!!!
HSHelmut Spargle
You don't understand. Without the distraction of taste, your mind is free to touch the Zen of pure flavor. You could become the greatest chef ever.
I could?
HSHelmut Spargle
Yes. Just as Beethoven was a great composer because he was deaf.
Or like how Rembrandt was blind and had wooden hands.
KKoji
[after Dr. Zoidberg bent his sword to his body, breaking it; screams] That sword cost $5000!
Fry did it! [flees the scene]
Fleeing somewhere?
[Fry clears his throat.]
With you blocking the only escape route? Don't be silly.
In that case brunch is served! Let's go! Move it out! Stop crying, Leela!
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