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Oh, it's just that I love Leela something awful. Do you think a space dame like her would ever marry a two-bit low-life delivery boy like me? And also, I have bad posture, some severe financial problems?
Have you tried gettin' her pregnant?
Gosh, yes! I've tried and tried! But, so far, I only got Amy pregnant.
Watch it, you stumble bums! You're boopin' my Betty!
Is my eye playing trick on me?
Th-th-that's all you get, jerks!
All right, diamond. You won those round, but I have an ace up my hole.
A guy like me can't afford a diamond ring for a gal like her.
That's for sure, not on the measly salary I steal from you every week. [takes Fry's wallet]
Byte my 8 bit metal ass. [to Hermes] That's byte with a 'Y'.
[while examining a log under a super microscope]
Oh my, there's a frog on a bump on this log that I found in a hole at the bottom of the sea.
And that's the ultimate secret of the universe?
Apparently so. Wait! There's a snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole on the bottom of the sea. The snail itself is composed of cells, molecules, atoms...
Pfff! Those things don't rhyme!
Things only rhyme below ten to the minus five angstroms, you dope!
[trying to cheer up the professor] Would it cheer you up if I punch Fry in the groin? Cause I'll do it, regardless.
Fry, you idiot, you're a genius!
You solved the problem that drove Einstein and forced Stephen Hawking to quit physics and become a cartoon voice-actor.
SHStephen Hawking's Head
I like physics, but I love cartoons.
What is that box, you old witch?
Ha ha ha ha! I'll never tell you! It's a deep space emotion detector.
[all gasp]
The detector detects that you are impressed.
Zoidberg, a diplomat? The list of things I've heard now contains everything.
All attempts to communicate with the aliens have failed. I fear our only option is thrilling space battle.
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