Dad, you got to do something; listen to my report card. It's so unfair! A-A-A-A-A-A...
How dare they! This is an outrage!
Listen to my Spanish grade-D
A D in Spanish?
Que pasa?
Huh?
S2 E17El Problema Grande de D.J.
S2 E20I'm There For You, Babe
You have the brain of a paramecium.
If I have the brain of a paramecium, then you have the brain of just one mecium.
(to Jesse) There really is no way to beat her, is there?
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