Kimmy, you're so dumb you don't even know how dumb you are.
You're the one who's dumb. Capital D-U-M!
Kimmy, there's a "B".
Where?!
“The Devil Made Me Do It” · Season 5
In this episode: Michelle Tanner (2), Danny Tanner (1), Jesse Katsopolis (1), Stephanie Tanner (1), D.J. Tanner (1), Rebecca Donaldson-Katsopolis (1), Kimmy (1)
Hey, have you guys seen Michelle? She's not in her room.
What do you mean she's not in her room? She's grounded.
Yeah, I checked the whole house. I don't know where she is.
She's gotta be around here somewhere.
I'll check the front.
I'll check the backyard.
Michelle!
Michelle!
Michelle!
[they keep searching until the phone rings and Danny answers it]
Hello? Oh, thank God. Yeah, okay. We'll-we'll be-we'll be right over. Thanks, Henry.
Well?
Michelle went down the street to Teddy's house. She ran away from home.
What?
What? Why would she do that?
Well, she was mad at me. She called me Uncle Tattletale.
Well, I'm gonna see to it she never runs away again.
What are you gonna do?
First I'm gonna hug her, then I'm gonna kiss her, then I'm gonna ground her for life.
Whoa, whoa, hold it, tall man. I got a better idea.
What?
Let's do what my dad did to me when I ran away. I guarantee she'll never do it again.
HHenry (Teddy's Dad)
Does your dad know you're here?
No. When you run away, you don't tell.
JJoanne (Teddy's Mom)
Why did you run away, sweetheart?
[referring to Jesse] To teach Uncle Tattletale a lesson!
DDenise (Teddy's Sister)
She's really cute. Can we keep her?
I'm a fun girl!
HHenry (Teddy's Dad)
Well, until we get this straightened out, you're welcome to stay here.
Thanks, New Dad!
JJoanne (Teddy's Mom)
Michelle, I think that's your family.
I bet they're coming to say they're sorry.
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