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Frisky Dingo · Season 1

Torpedo Vegas, Xander Crews/Barnaby Jones and others in “Penultimate Fighting”

He's like a kid in a candy shop, and that candy is... success. And I'm that friendly man at this cash register with a handle bar mustache *chuckles*

XCXander Crews/Barnaby Jones

What?

I think I'm missing the key reference.

I can't have people sneaking in here leaking dooky water on my rugs. That's unacceptable.

XCXander Crews/Barnaby Jones

I HAVE PATTY HEARST SYNDROME!

Barnaby just-

I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.

XCXander Crews/Barnaby Jones

Neither does he!

Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...

I - uh -

XCXander Crews / Barnaby Jones

Yeah, what is the story on that?

Oh, like you can talk.

Hey, my penis fills an entire tall-boy.

[Quick cut to Xander, as Awesome X, dancing in front of the X-ticles, naked except for a beercan covering his groin and shouting "Master Cylinder!" through a megaphone. Cut back to Torpedo Jones' lair]

TJTorpedo Jones

[Scoffing] I'm sure it doesn't fill it.

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