I can't go to a presidential debate dressed like this.
WWendell
Ya, you kinda look like a boob
You have boobs. Snap.
Baby's lunch bag.
WWendell
Yum yum yum yum yum
Eat that lunch baby
Wendell
Frisky Dingo · 252 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Frisky Dingo: in 21 of its 252 quotes
Most scenes with: Killface (5), Xander Crews (5), Ronnie (3)
Scenes with Wendell 16
CClerk
You wanna watch while I call the police?
WWendell
No, wait, I got some money down here in my sock.
See, he's got sock money.
WWendell
But...
[with ice cream] Here, you lick...with tongue.
WWendell
[with Awesome X mask and gun] You got change for a .38?! [Shoots clerk five times]
What the fuck, Wendell?!
WWendell
Wendell X.
DDoctor
So listen. I can't give you an okay to...
Stand those pants up.
DDoctor
...go battle a cadre of supervillains on top of a giant doomsday device.
Well, not with that attitude!
DDoctor
Remember when Killface punched you with a penguin at the Haggar Pants Presidential Debate (Turns on X-ray of Xander's spine)
Uh, vaguely, yeah.
DDoctor
Well, that cracked your C3 and C4 vertebrae, so... you ever see Hooper?
Yeah, that robot with the big tits!
DDoctor
No, but that sounds awesome.
It is!
DDoctor
I meant the Burt Reynolds movie where he's a hard-living stuntman.
That sounds awesome.
DDoctor
It is. Anyway, one more impact to the neck, and you'll be paralyzed.
My third-greatest fear!
DDoctor
Same basic plot as in the movie.
God, that sounds awesome.
DDoctor
It is.
But who's gonna stop Hooper?
DDoctor
Well, it's already out on DVD.
No, I mean the robot with the big tits.
DDoctor
Really sounds awesome.
It is.
DDoctor
Anyway...
(Wendell, dressed in Awesome X top, delivers a flying kick to the Doctor)
WWendell
I actually have some thoughts on that.
DDoctor
Oh my God, now my neck's broken!
WWendell
What! How could you even say that? I'm a freakin' force of nature here. Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew--
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! ::crash::
WWendell
Oh...I'll get you a new lamp.
Yeah, that was actually a sconce.
WWendell
Still though...
Yeah, it's just...I kind of spent a lot of time developing the Awesome X brand.
WWendell
Totally, yeah and it's understandable, you know, you're protective of it.
And I hate for you to go up there and...
WWendell
I get it.
...get your fat ass handed to you.
WWendell
Wow.
Yeah.
WWendell
You just, ah...went ahead and put it out there.
Well...
WWendell
Muffin Top X!
Well...
WWendell
Just so you know, this armor does not protect my feelings.
Ok, you know what? Yeah, do it.
WWendell
Really?
Yeah, because either your dumb ass dies or you somehow manage to kill the unspeakable horror about to spew forth from my ex-girlfriend's womb.
WWendell
Um...
Cause ah, you know, big picture, child support...
WWendell
You gonna...
I'm not saying perform an abortion...
WWendell
Oh my god...
But, let's see if you can't stab that thing while it's still in her belly.
WWendell
Could maybe stab her in the belly if I had a machete.
Well...your words.
Mmm, yeah I'm gonna pass... on that... because it is retarded! Wendell!
WWendell
Yes?
Go kill that baby, buddy.
SScientist
Now there's a movie I haven't seen.
Uhh Vera Drake?
SScientist
Didn't see it.
It's... for an abortion movie? Pretty funny.
SScientist
Let's rent it.
Done! All abort! Toot toot!
S2 Wendell Goes Undercover Again
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WWendell
Big push, big push! Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop!
What?!
WWendell
I'm gonna throw up. (Hovers to bathroom)
Get back here!
WWendell
(in bathroom, having vomited) Do you have any Scope?
Get your fat ass back here!
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