Wendell: What! How could you even say that? I'm a freakin' force of nature here. Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew--
Xander: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! ::crash::
Wendell: Oh...I'll get you a new lamp.
Xander: Yeah, that was actually a sconce.
Wendell: Still though...
Xander: Yeah, it's just...I kind of spent a lot of time developing the Awesome X brand.
Wendell: Totally, yeah and it's understandable, you know, you're protective of it.
Xander: And I hate for you to go up there and...
Wendell: I get it.
Xander: ...get your fat ass handed to you.
Wendell: Wow.
Xander: Yeah.
Wendell: You just, ah...went ahead and put it out there.
Xander: Well...
Wendell: Muffin Top X!
Xander: Well...
Wendell: Just so you know, this armor does not protect my feelings.
Xander: Ok, you know what? Yeah, do it.
Wendell: Really?
Xander: Yeah, because either your dumb ass dies or you somehow manage to kill the unspeakable horror about to spew forth from my ex-girlfriend's womb.
Wendell: Um...
Xander: Cause ah, you know, big picture, child support...
Wendell: You gonna...
Xander: I'm not saying perform an abortion...
Wendell: Oh my god...
Xander: But, let's see if you can't stab that thing while it's still in her belly.
Wendell: Could maybe stab her in the belly if I had a machete.
Xander: Well...your words.
Xander: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! ::crash::
Wendell: Oh...I'll get you a new lamp.
Xander: Yeah, that was actually a sconce.
Wendell: Still though...
Xander: Yeah, it's just...I kind of spent a lot of time developing the Awesome X brand.
Wendell: Totally, yeah and it's understandable, you know, you're protective of it.
Xander: And I hate for you to go up there and...
Wendell: I get it.
Xander: ...get your fat ass handed to you.
Wendell: Wow.
Xander: Yeah.
Wendell: You just, ah...went ahead and put it out there.
Xander: Well...
Wendell: Muffin Top X!
Xander: Well...
Wendell: Just so you know, this armor does not protect my feelings.
Xander: Ok, you know what? Yeah, do it.
Wendell: Really?
Xander: Yeah, because either your dumb ass dies or you somehow manage to kill the unspeakable horror about to spew forth from my ex-girlfriend's womb.
Wendell: Um...
Xander: Cause ah, you know, big picture, child support...
Wendell: You gonna...
Xander: I'm not saying perform an abortion...
Wendell: Oh my god...
Xander: But, let's see if you can't stab that thing while it's still in her belly.
Wendell: Could maybe stab her in the belly if I had a machete.
Xander: Well...your words.
Wendell : What! How could you even say that? I'm a freakin' force of nature here. Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew--
Xander : Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! ::crash::
Wendell : Oh...I'll get you a new lamp.
Xander : Yeah, that was actually a sconce.
Wendell : Still though...
Xander : Yeah, it's just...I kind of spent a lot of time developing the Awesome X brand.
Wendell : Totally, yeah and it's understandable, you know, you're protective of it.
Xander : And I hate for you to go up there and...
Wendell : I get it.
Xander : ...get your fat ass handed to you.
Wendell : Wow.
Xander : Yeah.
Wendell : You just, ah...went ahead and put it out there.
Xander : Well...
Wendell : Muffin Top X!
Xander : Well...
Wendell : Just so you know, this armor does not protect my feelings.
Xander : Ok, you know what? Yeah, do it.
Wendell : Really?
Xander : Yeah, because either your dumb ass dies or you somehow manage to kill the unspeakable horror about to spew forth from my ex-girlfriend's womb.
Wendell : Um...
Xander : Cause ah, you know, big picture, child support...
Wendell : You gonna...
Xander : I'm not saying perform an abortion...
Wendell : Oh my god...
Xander : But, let's see if you can't stab that thing while it's still in her belly.
Wendell : Could maybe stab her in the belly if I had a machete.
Xander : Well...your words.
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