What! How could you even say that? I'm a freakin' force of nature here. Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew--
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! ::crash::
Oh...I'll get you a new lamp.
Yeah, that was actually a sconce.
Still though...
Yeah, it's just...I kind of spent a lot of time developing the Awesome X brand.
Totally, yeah and it's understandable, you know, you're protective of it.
And I hate for you to go up there and...
I get it.
...get your fat ass handed to you.
Wow.
Yeah.
You just, ah...went ahead and put it out there.
Well...
Muffin Top X!
Well...
Just so you know, this armor does not protect my feelings.
Ok, you know what? Yeah, do it.
Really?
Yeah, because either your dumb ass dies or you somehow manage to kill the unspeakable horror about to spew forth from my ex-girlfriend's womb.
Um...
Cause ah, you know, big picture, child support...
You gonna...
I'm not saying perform an abortion...
Oh my god...
But, let's see if you can't stab that thing while it's still in her belly.
Could maybe stab her in the belly if I had a machete.
Well...your words.
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