Friends · Season 8
[pressuring Ross to marry Rachel] This isn't just some girl you picked up in a bar and... humped. A child should have a family.
Mom, you know what? I can't deal with this right now. I'm sorry...
Just think about it. If you don't, I'll talk more about humping.
[Rachel is giving birth]
I can't believe this is taking so long. How're you doing?
Not bad. You know that feeling where you try to blow a St. Bernard out your ass?
And soon someone will call her "Mom."
[Cliff's cast is itchy. Phoebe gets a spoon to scratch it.]
Wow. I usually get to know a girl better before I let her spoon me.
Relax, it's not like we're forking.
[Rachel is giving birth]
Let's go - one more time - one final push. Ready? 1... 2... 3!
[Rachel pushes really hard and jerks her head forward hitting Ross in the head. He falls down]
Keep pushing!
Are you okay?
[Slowly getting up] You have no idea how much this hurts!
[Rachel and Dr. Long stare at him]
Keep going! Keep going!
[Rachel is holding her baby girl in awe. Ross attempts to kiss her on the forehead but she looks up before he can do so. They look at each other and kiss.]
Hello, baby girl.
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