[Rachel is giving birth]
I can't believe this is taking so long. How're you doing?
Not bad. You know that feeling where you try to blow a St. Bernard out your ass?
And soon someone will call her "Mom."
“The One Where Rachel Has the Baby: Part 2” · Season 8, Episode 24
In this episode: Rachel Green (3), Ross Geller (2), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
[Cliff's cast is itchy. Phoebe gets a spoon to scratch it.]
CCliff
Wow. I usually get to know a girl better before I let her spoon me.
Relax, it's not like we're forking.
[Rachel is giving birth]
Let's go - one more time - one final push. Ready? 1... 2... 3!
[Rachel pushes really hard and jerks her head forward hitting Ross in the head. He falls down]
Keep pushing!
Are you okay?
[Slowly getting up] You have no idea how much this hurts!
[Rachel and Dr. Long stare at him]
Keep going! Keep going!
[Rachel is holding her baby girl in awe. Ross attempts to kiss her on the forehead but she looks up before he can do so. They look at each other and kiss.]
Hello, baby girl.
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