[Phoebe opens the door]
Oh, it's you.
With vegetarian corndogs! Come on, I just want to talk to you.
Oh, about what? How few ova I have left?
“The One with the Sharks” · Season 9, Episode 4
In this episode: Ross Geller (2), Monica Geller (2), Phoebe Buffay (2), Chandler Bing (1), Rachel Green (1)
And I ended up telling him that...
What?
You had a six-year-long relationship with a guy named Vikram.
What? Why?
Well, he seemed to... bum hard when I told him that you'd never been in a serious relationship.
If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend, I swear to Lucifer, a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers right now!
[Rachel's cell phone rings] Hello?
Hey, Rach, it's me. Okay, I just got to Chandler's room, and I caught him... molesting himself.
Ohh... that couldn't have been pretty. But you know? Guys do that.
Yeah? Uh, well, the weird part is... he was getting off... to a shark attack show!
[gasp] No!
Yes! Chandler watches shark porn!
Why don't you sit down... get yourself comfortable... because I have a little surprise for you.
Well, well, well. It must be five in Tulsa because it's "sex o'clock" in NYC!
Okay, this is how much I love you.
[Monica plays a shark documentary and rolls over Chandler's side, while Chandler gets a confused look]
Honey? Why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around?
Oh, is, is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast-forward to something... toothier?
No, I'm just not sure that y-you got the right movie, that's all.
Oh. Well this is the only one they had at our video store. Oh, but they did have something called "Crocodile Killers"... or does it always have to be sharks?
Does what always have to be sharks?
Honey! We-- look, we could do something else. D-Do you want me to get into the tub and... thrash?
What's going on?
It's okay. It's okay, I still love you. Let me be a part of this.
Let me be a part of this!
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