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S9 E4

Friends · Season 9, Episode 4

Monica and Chandler in “The One with the Sharks”

Monica

Why don't you sit down... get yourself comfortable... because I have a little surprise for you.

Chandler

Well, well, well. It must be five in Tulsa because it's "sex o'clock" in NYC!

Monica

Okay, this is how much I love you.

[Monica plays a shark documentary and rolls over Chandler's side, while Chandler gets a confused look]

Chandler

Honey? Why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around?

Monica

Oh, is, is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast-forward to something... toothier?

Chandler

No, I'm just not sure that y-you got the right movie, that's all.

Monica

Oh. Well this is the only one they had at our video store. Oh, but they did have something called "Crocodile Killers"... or does it always have to be sharks?

Chandler

Does what always have to be sharks?

Monica

Honey! We-- look, we could do something else. D-Do you want me to get into the tub and... thrash?

Chandler

What's going on?

Monica

It's okay. It's okay, I still love you. Let me be a part of this.

Chandler

Let me be a part of this!

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