Why don't you sit down... get yourself comfortable... because I have a little surprise for you.
Well, well, well. It must be five in Tulsa because it's "sex o'clock" in NYC!
Okay, this is how much I love you.
[Monica plays a shark documentary and rolls over Chandler's side, while Chandler gets a confused look]
Honey? Why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around?
Oh, is, is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast-forward to something... toothier?
No, I'm just not sure that y-you got the right movie, that's all.
Oh. Well this is the only one they had at our video store. Oh, but they did have something called "Crocodile Killers"... or does it always have to be sharks?
Does what always have to be sharks?
Honey! We-- look, we could do something else. D-Do you want me to get into the tub and... thrash?
What's going on?
It's okay. It's okay, I still love you. Let me be a part of this.
Let me be a part of this!
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