I hate astrology. What, everybody born in the same month is gonna have the same life?
All S1
S1 E7Carded and Discarded
I just want to be older so I can go to bars. Everything fun in this world happens in bars.
[after Maureen changed the menu to read "Pan Fried Butts"] How are we not supposed to be in love with her?
So this is what having a girlfriend is gonna be like? She is your best friend, she is beautiful, you can say and do anything in front of her.
Well, my dad always says that's what something what women want you to think before you marry them. That's how they suck you in.
S1 E8Girlfriends and Boyfriends
KMr. Kowchevksi
All right, kids, hurry to class. Last one to class, first one on welfare. It's your choice.
Lindsay... I think it's really great that you and Nick are going out.
Yeah. Me too.
No, I mean it. Nick's a great guy. We give him a hard time, but you know... he's the man. I just think it's really great you guys are going out. He's a really great guy.
Yeah, I know.
Nick's a stud. You know? I mean, he may not seem like it, but he is.
YMs. Yeats
Mr. Desario, don't you have something to do?
Right, but I thought we were going to do that after class, Ms. Yeats.
YMs. Yeats
Oh, be still my beating heart.
[whispers to Lindsay] I like that dress.
Hey, man, I heard Kim got an A on her world civ test. That's great. Oh, no, that's right, that was MY girlfriend. Ohhh...
That's really funny.
Oh, you know what though? Lindsay got detention for flipping off her gym teacher. Oh no, that's right, that was YOUR girlfriend. Oh ho ho...
I heard Kim punched you in the chest really hard. Oh, whoops, that was me. [Daniel punches Nick.]
That was really hard.
Cindy is not abnormal.
Yeah? She cut the cheese.
Oh my God.
That's not funny.
I heard it, man, I swear. She blamed it on the chair. But she cut the cheese.
Well, some chairs make weird noises. What kind of a chair was it?
I don't know. Vinyl?
Vinyl chairs always squeak.
It wasn't a squeak. It was the sound of cheese being cut.
See, Lindsay. Nothing 'bout you and me should ever be rushed. I made that mistake before, but I'm not gonna make it with you. Cause we've got time. We've got all the time in the world. And you know why? [singing] Cause you're my lady of the morning. Love shines in your eyes. Sparkling, clear and lovely. [speaking] You're my lady. See, Lindsay. We were made for each other.
You wanna make out or something?
No. All guys wanna make out. But I just wanna hold you. [holds her] What's better than this?
S1 E9We've Got Spirit
These jocks think they're such badasses. Like they cured cancer or something.
CCindy
Remember when I told you I had a crush on Todd?
Yeah.
CCindy
Well I don't.
Really?
CCindy
It's more like an obsession.
Being the school mascot has always been my dream.
Yeah. Since lunch.
[hit by water balloons] That better have been water. That's all I'm sayin'.
S1 E10The Diary
Think we could be arrested for making prank calls?
Yeah, and we'll get sent to telephone prison.
Fredericks? You're a turd. A stinky fat turd. Go sniff a jock strap, you poophead. You love patting boys butts. You love patting boys butts, butt. You butt patter. You're a perv, and a loser, and a stinky turd.
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