Think we could be arrested for making prank calls?
Yeah, and we'll get sent to telephone prison.
“The Diary” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Neal (1), Bill Haverchuck (1), Sam Weir (1)
Fredericks? You're a turd. A stinky fat turd. Go sniff a jock strap, you poophead. You love patting boys butts. You love patting boys butts, butt. You butt patter. You're a perv, and a loser, and a stinky turd.
NNeil
Smooth move, Alexander Graham Bell.
WMr. Weir
We are not robots and things do not need to change. I like how things are! I like eating the same things. You know why? Because those are the things I like! I like chicken. And I like pot roast. And, that's how I feel about you Jean.
WMrs. Weir
Oh please. You like me like you like a pot roast?
WMr. Weir
I love pot roast!
WMr. Weir
You think I don't appreciate you? Well, I do. Everything I do I do to serve you. I think of you when I'm stocking fishing poles. I think of you when I'm answering questions about cross country ski wax. My whole life is about serving you. And I love you, Jean.
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