NNeil
Smooth move, Alexander Graham Bell.
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S1 E10The Diary
WMr. Weir
We are not robots and things do not need to change. I like how things are! I like eating the same things. You know why? Because those are the things I like! I like chicken. And I like pot roast. And, that's how I feel about you Jean.
WMrs. Weir
Oh please. You like me like you like a pot roast?
WMr. Weir
I love pot roast!
WMr. Weir
You think I don't appreciate you? Well, I do. Everything I do I do to serve you. I think of you when I'm stocking fishing poles. I think of you when I'm answering questions about cross country ski wax. My whole life is about serving you. And I love you, Jean.
S1 E11Looks and Books
Am I a loser?
HHarris
You're not a loser because you're having sex. But if you weren't having sex, we could definitely debate the issue.
Oh my god! I guess Elvis hasn't left the building.
It's a Parisian night suit in case you didn't know.
GGordon
A Parisian! Ooh la la!
It's not a Parisian. It's a jumpsuit. My grandfather in Florida wears them all the time because he's too lazy to put on pants.
KKowchevski
Ladies, this is just for tomorrow's scrimmage. This isn't the last chopper out of Saigon. Can we please just crank down the drama a notch?
S1 E12The Garage Door
Check out the pizza-face dork with the trombone! Why doesn't he just pop those things?
I think if he did, he'd die of blood loss.
Hey, Neal, I gotta go home. My parents are going to be worried.
Yeah, me too. My mom doesn't like to watch Dallas alone.
I'm just going to have my coffee now.
Is that before or after you shave?
Tell you one thing, when I get married, I'm never going to cheat on my wife. Even if she gets old and fat.
I'd be happy just to get a wife. I don't think I want the kind that's gonna get old and fat.
I don't even know how you get one girl. How does anyone get two?
So I wake up this morning, and guess what's sitting at the foot of my bed?
A turd?
Yes Bill, a turd.
Eew!
An Atari!
S1 E13Chokin' and Tokin'
What do people do when they're not stoned?
I dunno. Relate to one another?
RMr. Rosso
How dumb do I look?
Do you really wanna know?
You're high!
How could you tell?
I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer.
God! We used to love Mac Davis, remember?
Yeah. You used to say you wished you had pillows stuffed with his hair.
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