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Nobody's home. You wanna have a little sex?
Sex?! Well, okay.
“Carded and Discarded” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Harold Weir (2), Neal (1), Bill Haverchuck (1), Sam Weir (1), Daniel Desario (1), Ken Miller (1)
You can hardly stand to be around us. When you two were kids, you used to run around naked and lay in bed with us all night. We bathed you and we cleaned your butts when you pooped and we loved it. Now, we try to pat you on the head and you run for the hills. Well, I'm fed up. We are going to be close from now on whether you like it or not. We're going to spend quality time together, and we're going to enjoy it, damn it!
I hate astrology. What, everybody born in the same month is gonna have the same life?
I just want to be older so I can go to bars. Everything fun in this world happens in bars.
[after Maureen changed the menu to read "Pan Fried Butts"] How are we not supposed to be in love with her?
So this is what having a girlfriend is gonna be like? She is your best friend, she is beautiful, you can say and do anything in front of her.
Well, my dad always says that's what something what women want you to think before you marry them. That's how they suck you in.
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