Ken Miller quotes from Freaks and Geeks

Ken

I just want to be older so I can go to bars. Everything fun in this world happens in bars.

Ken

[hit by water balloons] That better have been water. That's all I'm sayin'.

Ken

I always say, girl plus car equals dead animal.

Daniel

You guys know Lindsay?

Nick

Yeah, you were in my English class last year. You were the chick that got an A, right?

Lindsay

Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?

Ken

I don't know. What are you gonna do?

Lindsay

Are you guys going to the homecoming dance?

Ken

Excuse me?

Lindsay

My dad's kinda makin' me go.

Nick

Your dad's makin' you go to the dance? What's that all about?

Ken

Who's your dad? Hitler?

Lindsay

Well, my house is so boring looking...so I just wanted to make it look more party-like.

Ken

Well I'll tell you how to make it look more party-like. Point me to the keg.

Nick

Oh yeah.

Lindsay

In the corner.

Ken

Then I am in the corner.

Ken

Would you quit it, you're making me sick!

Daniel

Why don't you make out with Nicky, and we'll call it a foursome?

Ken

Yeah, why don't you make out with my butt, and we'll call it love?

Nick

What do people do when they're not stoned?

Ken

I dunno. Relate to one another?

How dumb do I look?

Ken

Do you really wanna know?

Aren't you one of those guys who's always running in here yelling "Disco sucks?" What's the matter, cat got your bong, man? Is that how you learned to communicate? Running in here and yelling stuff? Is that what your precious "rock 'n' roll" teaches you?

Ken

No, it teaches me that disco sucks!!

Lindsay

I don't know. Rosso's okay. And why would you want to ruin a mailbox?

Ken

I don't know. We gotta blow up something.