Sam, Bill and others in “Girlfriends and Boyfriends”

Cindy is not abnormal.

Yeah? She cut the cheese.

Oh my God.

That's not funny.

I heard it, man, I swear. She blamed it on the chair. But she cut the cheese.

Well, some chairs make weird noises. What kind of a chair was it?

I don't know. Vinyl?

Vinyl chairs always squeak.

It wasn't a squeak. It was the sound of cheese being cut.