Roz Doyle quotes from Frasier

Roz

Aww, do you really believe that?

Frasier

Oh, who cares, Roz? I stopped listening to myself ten minutes ago!

Well, no matter who's right or wrong, Niles needs to set up stricter boundaries with his patients. I learned that from years of practice.

Roz

No, she's not his patient; she's his girlfriend.

Oh well, in that case, no matter who's right or wrong, he's wrong. I learned that from years of marriage.

Roz

I was never his lady.

Kirby

Damn, baby, that’s cold!

She’s old enough to be your mother, practically.

Roz

Damn, baby, now that’s cold!

Roz

It's time for another blooper.

Frasier

Ah, yes. We're up to number four, as voted by you, the listeners. Here's what happened when a certain Producer didn't realize her microphone was on during the show...

Roz

[on tape] Now what the [beep] is this? You call this a [beep] paycheck? How the [beep] am I supposed to live on this [beep]? I'm gonna have a little word with that [beep]-damn Station Manager, walking around here like he owns the mother-[beep]-ing place!

[who's entered] Can't believe that wasn't voted number one.

Well, in my day people didn't drive so recklessly. Do you know why?

Is it because you rode dinosaurs?

[to Roz] You should talk to your daughter. [exits]

Roz

[to Alice] When we get home, you're getting ice cream.

Roz

Come on, Frasier, talk to me. Use your words.

Frasier

It's just so egregious!

Roz

Smaller words.

You know there's a place down the street that's open all night.

Roz

Just like your mouth?

Just like your legs?

Frasier

It's the story of a nineteenth-century Austrian family, from the point of view of an old fireside armchair.

Roz

I'm sorry, I dozed off. What were you saying?

Frasier

I seem to recall hearing the term “stallion-like”

Roz

I never said that

Frasier

Well, one of us did!

Frasier

I have standards. Haven't you ever heard of waiting for Miss Right?

Roz

Yeah, well, Miss Right has standards too, and she's not looking to meet Mr Mothball.

I’m calling the cops!

Roz

The hell you are! This man’s tips alone have probably paid for all the pot you’ll ever smoke!

Roz, are you sure this dress didn't fit you? Because I'm just swimming in it.

Roz

(to a waiter) Two Bloody Marys, please. And there's a 20 in it for you if one of them's poisoned. I don't even care which one.

Frasier

If truth be told, it's been a while since I...romped with abandon through the perfumed gardens of Eros.

Roz

Next time you say something like that, cover my ears.

A natural childbirth needn’t be painful.

Roz

It needn’t be, but it be!

Roz

Alice is so cute! She fell asleep hugging her bottle.

Niles

I’m right behind her!