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Frasier · Season 9, Episode 8

“The Two Hundredth” quotes from Frasier

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“The Two Hundredth” · Season 9, Episode 8

In this episode: Frasier Crane (2), Niles Crane (1), Martin Crane (1), Roz Doyle (1)

It's time for another blooper.

Ah, yes. We're up to number four, as voted by you, the listeners. Here's what happened when a certain Producer didn't realize her microphone was on during the show...

[on tape] Now what the [beep] is this? You call this a [beep] paycheck? How the [beep] am I supposed to live on this [beep]? I'm gonna have a little word with that [beep]-damn Station Manager, walking around here like he owns the mother-[beep]-ing place!

KDKenny Daly

[who's entered] Can't believe that wasn't voted number one.

[Frasier is obsessing over the absence of one tape from his collection.]

That's it. I'm quirky. I'm delightfully quirky.

Do you realize that your delightful quirk has brought your life to a standstill?

Niles, I've just finished my two thousandth show. I'm exhausted, physically and emotionally. I believe that I am entitled to an entire weekend of doing nothing, don't you?

Do you know you have your pyjamas on backwards?

Another delightful quirk of mine.

Not from where I'm sitting.

[When Frasier gets a lead on a missing tape.]

I'll put on some pants.

Zipper goes in front.

[Daphne is moping about losing Frasier's tape, so Martin shows her how he's covered up breaking a lot of Frasier's "treasures."]

See that fertility god over there? It used to be a lot more fertile, if you know what I mean.

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