KirbyIt's true. I'm a hopeless screw-up, just like my priest said!
S9 E9 Sharing Kirby
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Played by Brian Klugman
Frasier · 546 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Frasier: in 4 of its 546 quotes
Most scenes with: Frasier Crane (2)
Lines by Kirby 1
KirbyScenes with Kirby 3
Frasier has just introduced Kirby to Roz
KirbyShe has gotta be pretty distracting around the office, huh?
Well, yes, sometimes, but she's union, so you put up with it.
S8 E22 A Passing Fancy
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Frasier thinks of a way to persuade Roz to help him out
KirbySo, how you gonna get her to go with me?
Oh, you just leave that up to me and Mr. Bruce Springsteen.
KirbyThe Boss!
No, Bruce Springsteen.
S8 E22 A Passing Fancy
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Kirby's ex-girlfriend has just arrived unexpectedly at his graduation party, and is furious when she meets his “other lady”
I was never his lady.
KirbyDamn, baby, that’s cold!
KKristi
She’s old enough to be your mother, practically.
Damn, baby, now that’s cold!
S9 E1 Don Juan in Hell (Part 1)
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