Frankie Must stop eating cookies...such delicious sugary goodness...NEVER! Cookies are your friend. You shall give in to the power of the triple chocolate. I've loved them since I was a baby, and she never gave me enough. So you need to eat MORE! As many as you can! LET NO ONE STOP YOU!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[in disguise] Why, Frankie. Fancy meeting you here. How long has it been?
Bloo!?
Why, Frankie, you very old girl. I can't believe you call me that. Turned up been dear-ment.
[to Dylan] Don't listen to that maniac. What're you doing, Bloo?
Why, I'm on that dinner date. And please call me by my first name, Orlando.
Orlando Bloo?
Yes. And this is my favorite date, prince...uh..priss..pri...princess, no, Prin..pris...Prissy. Yes, Prissy.
PCPrince Charming
[in disguise] How do you do?
DDylan
Uh...Nice to meet you?
BBoth
Don't mind if we do.
No don't-[As Bloo and Prince Charming sit down]
DDylan
So...uh...what do you know, Frankie?
This lunatic lives in-
I'm Frankie's ex-boyfriend.
No, you're not!
Why, schnookums. Why could you denied our own love? We went out for 20 years?
DDylan
How old did you say you were?
I'm 22!
DDylan
So, you've been trying todate since you're...
47, yes. I mean 2. Yes, we went to college togetherly.
Get off! Dylan, this is an imaginary friend in a suit.
Oh, sugar-puss, stop being silly. [To Dylan] She's just upset because I've done to her since one week ago.
NO, YOU DID NOT!
Sorry, all week in a half day ago.
Stop it! "Do you have a map"? Why?
PCPrince Charming
[As Prissy] I kept getting lost in your eyes.
[groans] Alright, I got your game! [She pushes a plate of steak to Orlando Bloo] Here. Eat mister "real-man".
Uh....Don't mind if I do. Don't mind if I do eat some food. Don't mind if I do pick up a fork and eat some of the food that is on the plate on the table in front of me. [Mac hands scrabble around on the table, picks up a spoon and stabs at the steak] Oh, silly me. A spoon can't pick up a steak!
So, did Frankie ever tell you how we met? Well, I was busy studying at millionaire school, learning how to be a millionaire - which was silly really, because I already made a gazillion dollars in the paddle ball business - I just wanted to get my degree. Anyway, Frankie was working at the local roller derby and I just happened to be attending the roller derby regionals, and I couldn't help but notice her. So, after the game, I went up to her and said, "Hey, baby, I'm a winner."
DDylan
You think your muscle went in my territory, huh? Well, I didn't spend here all night playing mister-nice guy, but just have to loser show-up trying steal my property.
Property?
CChris
Frankie is not your property.
Yeah, we saw her first, so she's our own property.
DDylan
Oh, I get it. You guys thought Frankie was sweet on you. Let me include you guys in up something. Frankie just nice to you, cause she feel sorry for you.
Nuh-uh.
Frankie's nice to us, cause she's cool, and she likes us.
DDylan
Oh, what on earth makes you guys think Frankie would like, scratch that, any girl would like a dork, a kid-
See, I told you.
DDylan
And a sure thing.
Hey.
DDylan
When she can go out, with a guy like me. Yeah, that's what I thought. Now get out of here. You guys are lucky I don't kick your bu Frankie, I thought you were uh… you know, powdering your nose.
I powdered it before everyone knows I left.
PCPrince Charming
[with a black eye] She's cute why she's mad. [faints]
DDylan
So uh... I-I-I-I-it's not what it looks like, it's…
If I have a dime for every time I heard that thing…
DDylan
No, really. I was just palling around with the kids over here. Cute little guys, heh…
You mean, my friends?
DDylan
Oh, th-those were your favorite... uh…friends? Hey, Frankie, did I mention how awesome you look in that dress?
[Frankie cracks her knuckles and Dylan gulps as the screen cuts to black]
[repeated line] I like chocolate milk.
Oh, he seems nice. What's his name, dear?
Cheese.
What's that dear?
Cheese.
I'm sorry?
Cheese! His name is Cheese!
Oh.
CHEESE?
Yes.
No, not you, Cheese. Yes. Cheese.
Yes.
Not you.
[Cheese pretends his toy horse is galloping up Bloo]
Get outta here!
[Cheese walks away, and then sneaks up behind them, using his horse to listen in on Mac and Bloo]
Come on, I brought Mom's drill.
So?
We can paint flames on the sides.
So?
We can ride down that huge hill on Mulberry Lane.
Oh, Mac, you mean it?
Of course. Just like I promised.
Oh, Mac, you're the best kid an imaginary friend could ever ha-CAN YOU GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME?!?
Now I'm a horsey! Baa! Baa, now you're a horsey! Giddyap! [crashes into Bloo] ...This floor tastes funny.
Another time for the paint.
Awesome. Super duper red hot rod flames.
Bunnies.
Hot rod flames.
Bunnies.
Hot rod flames.
Bunnies.
Hot rod flames.
Bunnies.
HOT ROD FLAMES!
Bunnies.
HOT... ROD... FLAMES!
Bunnies.
QUIET!
[scene goes to the hill, where the go kart is painted with flaming bunnies]
I don't know you anymore.
Shut up. At least the bunnies are on fire.
[Wilt gives Cheese to Coco, who is making orange juice. Cheese wants cocoa for cereal.]
Cocoa.
Coco coco coco?
Cocoa!
Co, co, coco coco coco?
COCOA!
Co co co co!
[repeatedly] COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA!
[Coco gives Cheese to Mr. Herriman]
Can I help you?
[repeatedly] COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA!
Good heavens, not another thing!
[Mr. Herriman puts Cheese at the kitchen who wants cereal]
COCOA!
Oh, no. Not another thing! [crashes] Bloo! This is yours. You try to watch him.
Hey, Cheese, wanna play a real lame?
I like games.
Another game, another game, another game, another game, another game, another game another game, another game, another game, 'nother game...
Hey, Cheese. You wanna play another game?
[gasps] Yes!
It's the excitingest, amazingest, funnest, awesomest game ever.
Yes, yes!
You wanna know what it's called?
Yes, yes, YES!
Okay, it's called... "Sit still and be quiet in the closet for the rest of eternity!" MWHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I like this game.
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEE!!!! Where are you, little buddy?! Come on, little bro! Speak to me! Tell me you're alright! CHEESE!
Bloo, what's going on?
Cheese! Speak to me! SPEAK TO ME!
Yeah, I like potatoes.
He was eating soap for me finding him.
Potatoes smell like flowers.
I pooted.
[to Bloo] I dislike you with great intensity.
A laundry chute. It's perfect! The lunatic can never find-
(muffled) Heeeeeeeeelp!!
[spits the water out] *gasps* Wilt!
Sorry!
What were you thinking?!
(feeling worried) Sorry!
You really scared me!
Sorry!
For now, hide me back in here before he finds me and I get squashed!
So- (shakes his head) Say what?
Hide me in here before I get squashed.
You really take your hide and seek seriously!
I'm not playing hide and seek! I'm playing hide and not get my face pulverized!
I don't know that game.
The other big, scary, new guy wants to punch my face in at 4:00 p.m. Apparently, I said something that seems to "offend" him!
What did you say?
Nothing.
A bunch of us were becoming the silliest persons awhile ago, and nowadays, the other new guy likes to walk in. And besides, he's really tall, so I asked him, "How's the weather up there?"
A joke!
A joke?
Yeah.
(getting really steamed) A joke?!
I'm not laughing, giggling, chuckling, cackling, guffawing, snickering, tittering, snorting, tee-heeing, chortling, and sniggering!
Must go over your head.
Over my head? Was anything supposed to happen to jokes?
I don't see what the big, tall deal is.
Of course you don't! No one ever does! "How's the weather up there?" Well, how's the weather down there?!
Partly cloudy, 20% chance of- You know what? This isn't helping me. Just shut the door and put it on gentle.
Oh, no, I am not helping you hide! I, for one person, applaud the other new guy! You're getting exactly what you deserve to do!
(overjoyed) A racecar bed?! I'm finally getting a racecar bed?!
No. You're getting your own "desserts"!
A real taste of your own medicine!
Is it bubblegum flavored?
No, Bloo, but you're gonna take it cuz you must take it anyways! Your own days of insensitivity towards us non-smalls are over nowadays! Before the clock strikes four and goes, it strikes!
Oh yeah? Not if I strike first.
KKip
Deo, honey, baby. Why ain't you dressed? Why ain't you going to get dressed? We wanna go-go-go.
NO! I'm not doing any appearances, corporate speaking gigs, sleeping in a cage or trying to stick my head into every guy's underarm ever again! I QUIT!
KKip
What're you saying, kid? Don't mince words.
I quit! I just wanna get something to eat, then go home to see my friends! I quit!
KKip
You can't quit.
Sure, I can. Watch. I… QUIT!
KKip
I own you, kid. That contract you signed--that wasn't an acting contract. It was adoption papers. So, as your legal guardian, I say YOU CAN'T QUIT!
But... I didn't wanna be adopted!
KKip
"But I didn't wanna be adopted!" Well, you shouldn't have gone on television saying that you did! You ASKED for this! Now, you are gonna get into your little costume and you're gonna perform your live variety show for millions of TV VIEWERS LIKE WE PLANNED! YOU GOT THAT, You JERK?!
[gulps] Y-Y-Yes, sir...
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