[Mac records the imaginary friends' interviews for adoption via camera]
Uh, hi. My name is, uh, Bloppy Pants and I like to get adopted.
My favorite color is pink.
RRRed Rusher
I like living on the edge! Fast cars and motorcycles! Yeah!
SSassyfrass
My likes are walks on the beach, dancing, new experiences, the outdoors.
I'm not great. You can adopt one of the other awesome friends here.
SJSunset Junction
My--my dislikes are rude people and broccoli.
Coco coco coco coco coco coco co! [kicks the camera]
SLSally Linda
I'm looking for someone who's rich and good-looking and in really great shape.
SMSloppy Moe
No losers, please.
[screams] What is that?! Get away, get away! It steal my soul.
JJambalaya
I just want to love. [Bloo laughs]
Bloo, stop it. You're making everyone look dumb.
Hey, they don't need my favorite help in that department.
Thanks for the interview, Madame Foster. And thanks for the cookies.
I'd like to announcilly that I almost died laughing!
You know I say to that? Ring-a-ding dingly.
No, they didn't, no, they didn't, no, they didn't, no, they didn't, no, they didn't, no, they didn't! [gasps]
Step right up and behold, the amazingest, hilariousest spectacle of a long lifetime!
Bloo, what are you doing?!
What? Oh, nothing, nothing.
You're selling tickets to watch the footage of Mr. Herriman, aren't you?
No, no. What? No, of course not. Frankie erased that, don't you remember? Besides, that was wrong.
Frankie! We got a problem! [dumps out a load of Funny Bunny merchandise from his backpack]
[gasp] Oh, my gosh! Why did this happen?! Why did this happen?!
I'm playing here. [notices the Funny Bunny t-shirt] This is awesome! Where did you get it?
School. All of the kids have this stuff like this.
Wow. I hope people did it, but I never dream it did catch on fast.
I posted the original footage into the fans in the town. Check it out. Oh, this thing's good. Hey, here's a new place. This is the best though: the Funny Bunny store. And I linked the whole site to the Foster's home page.
20 million hits?! Bloo, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
I was thinking about something funny about it.
Mr. Funny Bun… I mean, Mr. Herriman isn't taking interviews. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
NRNews Reporter
But we're live.
NRNews Reporter
Who is, for some reason, refusing interviews? Despite the fact that he became a worldwide phenomenon. Let's roll with the clip.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
MBMac, Bloo, and Frankie
Me?! Are you crazy?!
Mac's one male who tried to tape it!
Yeah, but I erased it! Frankie's one female who burned it to disc!
Yeah, but Bloo's the imaginary friend who uploaded the file to the Internet!
MBMac, Bloo, and Frankie
Mr. Herriman, wait!
You said there was a file. Where is it?
It's not that file, Mr. Herriman.
Yeah. The file is in my computer. No! No, no! You can't!
Now, to get rid of these files, once and for all! [throws Frankie's computer into the trash can]
Mr. Herriman, you don't understand! The file's already on the Internet! You can't just get rid of it!
Nonsense. Just tell me where this "net" is, and I'll just dispose of it readily.
It's not a net, it's a… it's… Ugh! You just don't understand.
Oh, I understand all right. A gentleman does not take such abuse lying down.
IT'S NOT FAIR! I'M THE SWEETEST GIRL IN THE WORLD, AND I STAYED IN THE STUPID HOUSE WITH THESE STUPID PEOPLE!
A little sour under that sweetness.
So I could shower you with MY snickerdoodles, scrapbook and way with noticing. We have to do this together. This has to be OUR record. This was supposed to be OUR GIANT RUBBER BAND BALL OF LOVE!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about love, Heather?
Really? Because you look like a Heather to me.
Well, no worries now, my friend. You’ll be safe where we’re going.
BFBone Friend
Where’s that? [cuts to Foster’s]
[Bloo is humming to himself until he hears a bunch of friends, including Ringo Rango, Phineas B. Vurm, and Fluffer Nutter, graduate and praise Wilt]
Aw, it was nothing. I’m sure anyone of you would’ve done the same thing if you were in my position.
What, did Wilt get part of the flagpole in this year's Fourth of July pageant again? [snickers]
PBPhineas B. Vurm
Actually, Wilt rescued another abandoned friend from certain doom.
PTPokey Toehair
That's the fourth one this week!
Hold the phone, "Record"?! What do you mean, "Record"?!? So what, it's like some sort of contest?
Oh no, it's not a contest at all. It's more like a service to all imaginary friends, great and small, so that they might have a chance at a happy and healthy life with a loving owner of their own. So, we, as the friends of Foster's, must do our duty and bring in as many of those needy and abandoned friends as we possibly can!
So, uh, what’s in for ya, Wilt ol’ buddy? A new car? A trip to some far away and exotic land?! Cash Moneys?!?
No, nothing like that. It’s our duty, as-!
PBPhineas B. Vurm
Well, there is "The Wall".
Yeah, well, I guess there is that.
Well, Madam Foster likes to put a photo up on "The Wall" each month of whoever best exemplifies the duties of a friend who-
[interrupting] Yeah, Yeah, where’s this so-called "Wall"?
[Bloo and a few other Friends see "The Wall", a wall which is accompanied by a photo called "Friend of the month" and various portraits of Wilt helping other Imaginary Friends in need]
[angered] Oh, I get it. You just want all the glory for yourself! [imitates Wilt] "Oh, it’s not a contest. It’s our duty as friends of Foster's to—" Blah, Blah, Blahbity, Blah, Blah, Malarkey! Well, let me tell you, Mr. Sporty Socks, your wall of fame in the hall of frames is about to crumble, because two can play it this game.
[ignoring Wilt’s confession as he leaves Foster’s] Just you wait and see. I’m gonna bring home the biggest and bestest friend this joint has ever seen!
That would be fantastic, Bloo, but this isn’t a— [Bloo slams the doors, leaving Wilt and the other Friends dumbfounded] ...Contest.
[to himself] Hump! I’ll show him who’s the friend of the month. Just as soon as I figure out where the heck am I going to find a friend in need.
