TV show quotes
[showing Mac a picture of him as a baby, taking a bath in the bathroom sink] Is this you as a little baby, Señor Mac?
[annoyed] Yes.
You so small, you take a bath in the sink. Look at your tiny baby butt. [takes a photo of the picture] The Foster's friends, they love the baby butts.
Guys, you don't understand. You don't understand to start. This is really serious. My favorite mom doesn't know I go to Foster's every day. If she wakes up and sees you here, she'll know and she might never let me go back.
You mean, we never, ever see you ever again? [cries again after Mac shakes his head no]
That's what I'm talking about.
[Eduardo covers his mouth, muffling the crying]
Why didn't you tell us to be quiet before?
[Mac exits his apartment door and sees Coco and Goo throwing eggs at the Applebee's door instead of his]
Goo, that's not my door!
Will you speak up?! I can't hear a thing you're saying!
[comes out of the door after waking up; cheerfully] Well, hello there! What can I do you gals for? [Goo accidentally knocks him out unconscious by throwing an egg at him in the face]
[comes out, seeing her husband, unconscious; waves to Coco and Goo, cheerfully] Thank you so much! [drags her husband back into their apartment] He's been having the worst insomnia. [closes the door and they go back to sleep]
Go home!
Not until you let us into the party!
There is no party!
[coming out; shouting] I told you no girls allowed!
Bloo, get back inside!
I hope there is the party!
A séance is where we conjure up spirits from the Great Beyond and talk to them like normal people, except they're not normal because they're DEAD.
[gulps nervously] Why es they dead?
Who knows? Old age, or they put a jet engine in their car, or they were attacked by possums! Ooh! Maybe they had a piece of popcorn stuck in their throat, and they were like- [falls over pretending to choke and gag]
[Eduardo uneasily replaces a popcorn kernel in the bowl]
[screaming loudly] STOP, STOP, STOP AND BE QUIET, YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE EVERYBODY UP!!!
[off-screen] What is going on?
[Everyone turns to see that he's woken up]
[As Terrence runs around the apartment, frantically to get Cheese of his face, an alarm clock is heard from Mac's Mom's bedroom and the Grandfather Clock tolls as it strikes 5:00 A.M.]
It's 5:00! My mom's getting up! I'll distract her while you take care of him!
[Wilt, Bloo, Coco, Eduardo, and Goo all seal their mouths shut and give Mac a thumbs-up to keep everything quiet while taking care of Terrence]
[as Terrence seizes his camera; menacingly] Let go of my memories! [savagely bashes Terrence on the head, knocking him out unconsciously, and catches his camera]
[During the end credits, Mac's Mom looks at the broken roof hole in shock with Terrence at her side]
I didn't do it! Must've been Mac's friends, that's how they got in the house!
What friends?
His imaginary ones. He had 'em all over last night. There was the purple Spanish one, and this red guy with one arm, and this girl and airplane-bird thing riding a bicycle all over the living room, and Bloo was back too! Mac didn't give him up at all! [smiling with confidence]
[Slight pause]
[unconvinced] Terrence, you're grounded. [walks off]
[Mr. Herriman, Frankie, Goo, and all the other imaginary friends are shocked with horror at all the destroyed party decorations in the library by Mac]
I warned Bloo not to throw me a party! Every year, I tell him no more parties! But does he listen?! NO! HE NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER LISTENS!!! But he'll listen now! [laughs manically]
Mac, this party isn't for you.
[enters with Artie, blindfolded] Surpri-- [notices the wreckage] Whoa, what the heck happened in here?
[looks around, seeing everything is birthday-themed after Artie, and looks down at the squashed cake; shocked at realizing what he had done] I didn't…
[heartbroken] I was four years old. [runs out of the library, sobbing]
I thought this was my party. [to Goo] You said you ruined the surprise.
I didn't. Artie saw me walking with my present for him.
And I left.
Artie left, too, remember? He walked out the door.
And I didn't want to tell him about the curtains because then everyone would know I can sew.
You can? I can sure use me some pants.
Master Mac, when you told me you hate parties, my chief concern was protecting this one from you. But I see now no party is safe from the likes of you. You will destroy each and every one, even if that means destroying lives in the process. [hops out of the library]
But… [attempts to stop him, but retracts]
[Everyone leaves the library, all disappointed with him while scolding him]
[annoyed] You es muy, muy meano.
[Coco squawks annoyingly at him]
[also annoyed] Maybe next time, you could talk about your problems, instead of taking them out on a little imaginary friend.
[also annoyed] Like I didn't have enough to clean.
[grumpily] You stink!
How could you, Mac? He was four years old today! Four years old.
[sulking in shame] I thought it was my party.
Why didn't you go to the bathroom at the gas station?
[wearing plungers on feet] Ew! Grody! Gas station bathrooms are disgusting!
But it's not disgusting to wear... never mind.
[During the credits, Frankie scolds Bloo for the chaos he caused while taking Mac on a joyride after stealing the Foster's bus]
[pacing back and forth] Driving without a license, lying on a job application, destruction of personal property, destruction of public property, illegal use of toilet plungers and calling me a heifer! I mean, really, Bloo, don't you have anything to say for yourself?
Now, let's see. "To program a new code, enter "star-5," master code code number 1 to 32, new four-digit code, the code-number is a double-digit from 1 to 32, press pound to return to ready." Oh my. [As he presses buttons on the keypad, one of the doors swing open and Cheese gets kicked out of Foster's]
Coco coco co, coco!
Yeah, what she said!
[inhales] Okay.
[shocked when she sees Cheese memorizing the code in song as he leaves] CHEESE KNOWS THE CODE!
LET'S GET HIM!!!
[mumbles to Cheese to stop him from screaming] Rock-a-bye crazy on the treetop. When the wind blows, the cradle will destroy. When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall-
Fall?! [screams]
Oh, geez! Okay, um... Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his-
Broke?! [screams]
I got this one! The itsy-bitsy spider-
Spiders! [screams]
[Eduardo sighs]
Baa, baa, black sheep, have you-
Sheep! [screams]
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake-
Cake! [screams]
[to "Three Blind Mice"] Co-co-co, co-co-co-
Coco! [screams]
Quick, someone think of another song! Something that's not scary!
I got one! Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, chopped-up baby birdies' feet. Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts floating in my ice cream. and I don't got a spoon.
No spoon! [screams]
[laughs] This is fun!
[to Goo] You're a genius! [Goo smiles with satisfaction; runs up to Mac] Did you get it all?
[tired and exhausted] Yeah, I think I actually did!
[with eyes tearing up with victory] Do it, Mac. Press "enter."
[As Mac slowly presses the "enter" button, Cheese stupidly gets in the way, pressing all the buttons in the back of his head]
Yeah! I like fishy crackers!
[pulls to get the doors open but they're still locked and turns to Cheese; incredibly infuriated] YOU! If you had only listened to one of the thousand times I told you, [gets into his face] YOU…DON'T…LIVE…HERE! GO HOME!!!
Cheese!
[Frankie looks up and is shocked to see the news reporting team have finally arrived]
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