TV show quotes
[Mac and Bloo find a mysterious photo of just only Frankie and Madame Foster, with all the imaginary friends missing in the photo album]
Oh, maybe Wally's behind Madame Foster.
This is so weird. All the friends were here this year, [flips to the mystery photo] then they're gone, [flips to another of all them, but with worried looks] and then they're back again. What do you think happened?
[shrugs] It was probably a galactic overlord.
Hold on a minute. I know what you're up to, and it's not gonna happen cuz it doesn't wanna happen at all. Not again! [tries to storm off] Nice try.
That was weird.
[as Mac shows her the mysterious photo and gasps in outraged shock] Co-co-co?! [angrily slaps Mac in the face and storms off]
[to Bloo; confused] When did I call her fat?
There's gotta be some clue we're missing. [zoom in on the photo of everyone with worried looks] Look at the other year everybody came back. They seem to get out.
Let me see that. Where's Wally? Where's Wally? Where's Wally?
Bloo!
Hey, he's not in this manner. [flips to more photos] He's not in any of these!
He's not?
No. He's playing hilarious pranks every year, then the weird picture happens, and then he just disappears. Why would they get rid of Wally?
There's only one reason. Because he's responsible for this!
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!
[Cut to Frankie, Mr. Herriman, and all the imaginary friends having a blast at the beach]
Man, it is gorgeous out. Not a cloud in the sky!
Indeed. It is quite an impressive shade of blue. [sits up; realizing] (Oh, no!) We forgot Master Blooregard!
Pfft, no, we didn't. He totally ruined our day at the beach, so we left him behind on purpose. Remember?
Oh, yes. Now I recall.
Relaxing without him, huh?
[worried] Anyways, I need to consider what chaos he's trying to cause, all by himself.
[Back at Foster's; Bloo is lounging lazily on the couch, watching the weather channel]
As a cold front sweeps in, you can expect showers in Spokane.
Showers in Spokane. Spo-Cahn.
Temperatures are up there, and its hot in Topeka.
It's HOT in To-Pe-Ka. Its hot. Hot-hot. Hot-hot-hot. Hot. [breathes out] HOT. HOT. Hot-hot-hottot! It's hot in Topeka! Toe-peker. I'm a toe-pick. I'm a hot toe-picker! Pick my toe-IT'S HOT! Pick my hot toe, PICK IT! Topeka's hot, my toe is hot-pick it! It's hot in Topeka. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. IT'S HOT IN, IT'S HOT IN, IT'S HOT IN TOPEKA!...Topeka.
[talking to the mirror after drawing eyebrows and a moustache on his face] I am Pierre Schezuan! Haw haw haw haw! I put ze ducks in Crystal Pond! [draws a goatee on his face] I am Pierre's very evil favorite brother! I steal ze ducks from Crystal Pond! [draws an ear on the other side of his face] I am Pierre's third favorite cousin! I have ze ear on ze side of my face! Haw haw haw haw haw! [puts on lipstick] I am Pierre's girlfriend! [starts kissing the mirror] Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah!
[walks in on Bloo, who just appears out of nowhere] What are you doing?
Nothing, nothing! What're you doing?
You got something... [Bloo wipes face with his hands, attempting to hide what he was doing, smears lipstick and black makeup a little] You got... [Bloo wipes face again, smears makeup substantially; beat, giving up] You got it.
[reading Frankie's note she left on the fridge] "Dear Mac… We went to the beach. We'll be back by 6:00. Don't let Bloo destroy the house. Frankie."
They went to the beach… WITHOUT ME?!
[The two start running wildy in the foyer with their arms out, screaming like maniacs. This whole montage has them screaming like maniacs. Cut to them spinning on the floor. Then, Mac is shown running in the hallways while hitting pots and pans together, while Bloo comes up behind her covered in toilet paper and holding two plungers. Bloo's body engulfs the screen to black, and then the two are shown making funny faces as the lights flicker. It's shown that it's Mac turning the lights on and off repeatedly while Bloo makes poses. Bloo turns on a stereo system and Mac is playing with a lamp like it's a guitar. Mac and Bloo go up stairs and slide down it while playing with a cape. Bloo gives Mac a speaker and he starts making armpit farts all across the house, while Bloo makes farting sounds at a fan. Cut to Bloo driving on a vacuum cleaner driven by Macacross a big room. Cut to Mac inside a toilet, Bloo flushes it making Mac spin uncontrollably. Dizzy, they come up with another idea.]
TOUCH HERRIMAN'S STUFF!
[The two run into Mr. Herriman's office and start touching his desk]
PRANK CALLS!
[Mac grabs a telephone]
GO GO GO!
THIS IS A JOKE! [laughs wildy]
KICK-PUNCHING! [kicks Mac offscreen]
(out of breath) Bloo! Wait! We're waiting precious time by running around like idiots!
[Bloo talks so fast he’s unintelligible.]
Bloo! Listen! We may never, ever get an opportunity like this again! So we need to focus our energy, and do the most awesome of awesome things we can think of!
The most awesome of awesome things?
Yes! Something so great, that we'll remember it for the rest of our lives!
[looks at the time on his watch; shocked] WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES TILL EVERYBODY GETS HOME! [he and Bloo run around, screaming frantically in panic] WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING! I DON'T CARE, JUST SOMETHING AWESOME THAT WE'RE ALLOWED TO DO!
PLAY BALL IN THE HOUSE!
THIS IS BORING!
I KNOW! Go through people's stuff?!
[They barge into Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo and Coco's room]
Wilt's locker!
[tries to reach the handle but Mac can't hold his balance] Coco's diary!
[takes out Coco's diary from under her nest bed, but it's written in her language] Co co co co co co co-- GAAH!
Ed's beanie buggies!
How can you play with those things?! How do you play with these things?!
I don't know!
[They look out the window and see the Foster's bus pulled up in front of the house]
THEY'RE HOME!
[Everyone returns home, all banned from the beach by the governor due to Wilt involving an incident with jellyfish and sand]
[enters the foyer, seeing Mac and Bloo cleaning the floor] I do say, Masters Mac and Blooregard. This is a pleasant surprise. Did you spend the entire day cleaning?
[dismissive] No. We did nothing all day. Nothing.
[angrily scolding Wilt as they enter] One day, Wilt! That's all I asked for. One day to relax and not worry about anything, and you ruined it!
[ashamed] I'm sorry, Frankie. I don't know what got into me.
I don't either. Now I wanna go back, try to clean all of that sand, and somehow find homes for all those jellyfish. [to all the other imaginary friends] You're all banned from the beach! That's what the governor said!
I'll punish myself now, if that's okay. [walks away, followed by the other imaginary friends]
[to Mac] I wish I could be you, Mac. No job, no responsibilities. [kneels down to him] You will never be a child again. Don't let it pass you by. [puts her hands on Mac's shoulders] All that matters is right here, right now. Take advantage of every precious moment. This is your favorite time to do the other very awesome things. [walks off]
This is Scooter. He's a great friend. He eats sandwich crusts, lima beans, and very old really cold pork chops. Scooter is very awesome because you can't be allergic to him because you can't, because it's totally impossible. And also you don't have to worry about him biting because his teeth are made of gum. What do you think? You want to adopt him? Huh? Do you? Do you?
I don't know.
How about something a little more sporty? More flashy? What do I need to do to get you with a friend today?
Do you have this in pink?
[blue imaginary friend frowns]
Here's Wilt, he'll help you with the superficial adoption forms.
Don't worry, this is really easy. [puts stacks of paperwork on table]
[dragging Bloo back to his room; threateningly] If I see you outside again, you are so going to get it!
It wasn't me, it was Old Man Rivers!
[Frankie annoyingly closes the door and leaves]
Orlando! There you are, silly. I live over there!
[Bloo, Wilt, and Eduardo show up at Mac's apartment at 1:00 A.M. in the other middle of the other night, for a slumber party]
[to Bloo; whispering quietly] You invited Wilt, Ed, and Coco over, too?!
Not Coco. It's boys only.
[referring to the apartment] This is a really nice place, Mac. Not that I'm surprised. I mean, not that you have to live in a nice place to be a nice person. I mean, it is nice to say nice people can't live in nice places, too. Like you, for example, because you're a nice person. I'm sorry. Does that make sense?
My favorite mom gets up at 5:00 a.m. I'll set my alarm for 4:30 a.m. so we can wake up and sneak you folks back. [sets the alarm on his clock]
Whoa-ho-ho-ho! We're not going to sleep. It's a slumber party, Mac. You know what slumber means? It starts to mean to stay up all night.
But I have school tomorrow.
Whose fault is that?
You may go to sleep if you want to sleep, Mac. We can take care of ourselves.
Sí.
Yeah. We'll be fine.
No way! We need to stay up togetherly.
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