Buck Douglas is gonna love this!
[Sam and Tom gave a thumbs up in response]
We'll definitely be official Buck Douglas space spotters now!
[Sam turns to the rear of the alien and unmasks who is none other than Buck Douglas.]
ECElvis Cridlington/Mike Flood/Penny Morris/Mandy Flood/James Jones
BUCK DOUGLAS!?!!!???
But if Buck Douglas is the little green man, who is--, I mean--, what if he--, but he--, if he's on the-- Right, I don't understand.
SJSam Jones
Buck Douglas has been camping out in the woods and faking all the alien sightings in Pontypandy, Elvis.
He's been flying drones around to look like spaceships, just like Joe and Bella's pizza delivery ones! They used to say "batteries", that's how I worked it out. HE'S JUST A BIG LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Elvis gasps]
He must've been doing that all over the country.
AND he's been getting us to buy his STUPID book so he look at all the right places...
SJSam Jones
...which is why he gets sightings of aliens from his show...
...and more people watching it.
SJSam Jones
Well done, Norman. You've found the truth.
Well, I knew it was out there somewhere, Sam.
SJSam Jones
Is there anything you like to say to the people of Pontypandy, Mr. Douglas?!
[Some Pontypandy citizens and firefighters got angry and held up their phones, framing Buck Douglas.]
BDBuck Douglas
This is so... not spacetastic. [He puts his hand to his face.]
We don't need to be official "Buck Douglas" space spotters! I'm going to start my own show: "Norman Price, Alien Finder"!
SJSam Jones
Ha-ha-ha! Come on everyone! Let's get back to Pontypandy.
I'll have my own coat, my own hat, a special alien scanner, and my own book about how you really find aliens, not made-up ones, real alien! [Norman Price continues talking as his voice trails and camera pans up to end the movie]
Uh... should it be doing that? The winch is wobbling.
[The winch loosens its bolts and starts to snap off until the bus hit a rock and then the entire winch snapped off.]
[To the winch in horror] The winch!
[The bus rolled down until it is about to wreck the camera until Flex Dexter pushes Don Sledgehammer and the film crew off from being hit by the bus]
UCUnnamed Cameraman
My camera!
[The bus crashes into an unknown pit]
[The bus' tire is in flames, bouncing off from the bus]
Oh no... oh... but I've only just polished her.
SJSam Jones
I'll call for help.
Hey! I already did it, hero!
I thought you're *pants* doing the safety check, Sam.
SJSam Jones
I... don't understand what happened.
It looks to me like the hero next door isn't such a hero after all. You've failed the simple safety check in endangered lives.
SJSam Jones
But I DID check it.
I've nearly got run over by a bus because of YOU!!!! You're going to PAY for this!!!! I'M GONNA SEE TO IT THAT YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!!!!
[Don angrily leaves Sam and his friends behind]
I'm sorry, Fireman Sam, but Mr. Sledgehammer has informed me - that due to an incident that happened yesterday, you can no longer be the star of his motion picture. Mr. Dexter will be taking over as the main firefighter.
SJSam Jones
To be honest, sir - that's a relief.
Yes... however, I am the bearer of much more severe news. [Penny, Elvis, Arnold and Ellie hears Sam and Boyce's sacking conversation in horror] Pontypandy is renowned for its firefighters. We cannot have it known that on of our most respective firefighters - failed the simplest of safety checks.
[Penny, Elvis, Arnold and Ellie still hears Sam and Boyce's sacking conversation in horror]
SJSam Jones
Er... I understand, sir. I can't be a firefighter until this is investigated further.
No, Sam. You can't be a firefighter... at all.
[Penny, Elvis, Arnold and Ellie hears Sam and Boyce's sacking conversation concluding in horror]
I'm sorry, Fireman Sam. This is something I never thought I would have to do. But a decision has been made.
[Sam sadly turns in his helmet, walkie talkie and badge to Chief Fire Officer Boyce.]
[Sam turns away by leaving, starting to cry and leaves until Elvis, Penny, Ellie and Arnold comforting him]
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