Norman Price quotes from Fireman Sam

Ho, ho. I'm glad I spotted you here. Hee, hee.

Oof! Bloomin' pebbles are getting bigger! The weather forecast didn't say anything about raining sheep today!

Looks like I lost them...There's just one way to make sure I win that cake, and that's to send everyone else in the wrong direction.

That's better.

And It Was Me Who Showed You Where To Drop The Water Wasn't It?

Jingle bells, Dusty smells, Norman's on his way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one dog open sleigh! [Norman gets covered in snow looking like Santa Claus] AARGH! Yo ho ho! [Norman shakes his head till snow drips off] Whoa, boy. Right, we better get our tree before the storm gets any worse. [Norman sees a really small tree beside him] Hah, it's not very big, but it just had to do. [Set about pulling it out, however it's easier said than done] Stupid thing! It' stuck!

Dilys Price wants to get mummy's little Norman from under her feet.

I want to watch the telly.

That's all you ever do. You'll have square eyes, my sweet.

Oh, mum.

Now then, off you go to have a lovely play in the park. [Norman picks up an apple] Norman! [Norman hastily puts the apple back and smiles innocently] Scram!

Wheeeeee!

Now then, you hold the kite like so. Keep the string tight arm's length. [Pulls the kite and the string snaps] Oh. Oh, it's snapped. Don't worry, it'll be up in no time. [The kite goes flying off] Oh! Oh, no hang on a minute! [Sarah and James watch their kite fly away] Oh, no! No, come back here! No, come! Come to Trevor!

Oh ho!

It's brill!

Oh!

Mr Evans! Look out!

Oh!

Sorry, Mr Evans!

It's quite alright, Norman.

Now, now! What's going on?

Nothing....yet! [Sniggers]

There's a surprise for the people of Pontypandy as they open their curtains this morning.

Bloomin' nuisance, this snow. Makes the place untidy. [The camera pans right to Bella's cafe] Norman! Norm, help me clear the path!

[off camera] I want to go sledging, mum.

Bella

Ah, the snow. It glisten like the diamond in the sunlight.

It's going to be a white Christmas as predicted. Four inches of snow fell overnight in parts of Wales, with drifting in places....

And with these colder fronts moving in from Scandinavia and Russia, there's more on the way.

Hmmmm. Well, I hope the snowploughs have done their job. [Reads the Christmas card that he has just opened] I wonder if Sarah and James are up yet. They're going to have some fun today.

Bella

Is a family heirloom, it's a beautiful, no, Mrs. Price?

They can work wonders in class these days, can't they?

Good morning, ladies! Oh, a double dose of beauty to behold. Lucky me.

Oh! Oh, you are a card.

I'll have a cup of tea, please, Bella, my lovely. [Sees the ring on Bella's finger] Goodness me! You got a diamond the size of a sugar lump. [Bella goes over to the sink and puts a cup of tea in the sink] You haven't gone and got yourself engaged, have you?

Don't be daft, man, she inhabited that ring.

Mum, there's a man in the shop.

Tell him I'm closed for lunch!

From the VAT! [Leaves the café]

Oh! Excuse me! [Gets out of her seat and walks out of the café] Norman, come back here this minute! What exactly did you tell him?

Now, come on, my lovely, let's have another dekko at that rock of yours. [Bella shows him her left hand, but her ring is gone] Oh. Um, Bella? Where is it?

Bella

[checks her left hand] Oh, mamma mia! She disappear into slim air.

Well, no no you had it on when you washed those cups up.

Bella

Come here. [Walks back to the sink] It - it must be in the sink. [Looks in the sink and finds that her ring has gone completely] Oh, no no, it's not.

Well, no it's just gone down the plughole, see? I'll bet you anything it has. [Puts his screwdriver inside Bella's sink] We'll just, uh, take the grill off the pole. No, it's too small for my hand. Now, see, I'll try and get it from uh, from underneath. [Starts inspecting underneath the sink]

Bella

I no no. Ah, maybe my hand defeat.

Now, which one is the worst. [Touches one of the two small pipes] Um, is this? No no, no no, it must be this one. [Pulls the other small pipe and water comes rushing out, some of which squirts Trevor in the face] Oh! Blooming heck!

Bella

Trevor, what have you done?

Oh, come. Come over here, Bella, quick!

Bella

I can't! My hand is a stuck in the plughole!

Bella

Hamburger and chips, Norman, your favourite.

Oh, thanks. [Picks up his burger and takes a bite] Mmmmm. Hey, Penny, can I have a lick with my burger now? Ha hey! Ha hey! [Licks the ketchup on his wrist]

[to Penny] See, I've tried to bring him up proper, Penny, I don't know where he gets it from. [Puts her finger on some mustard bottle and tastes it]

Well done, everyone, lunch is on the fire service. Um....

Lunch here? But what about my curry?

Yes, uh, well I think it's probably, uh, dried to a frazzle now, Cridlington. Still, can't be helped.

I-I suppose so, sir. [Smiles] Hey, as Bella's so busy, I could give her hand with the cooking. [Leaves the table]

Oh, dear.

Aye, well good try, anyway, sir.

[to Norman] Right, Norman, this what I'm going to do: I'm going to put this harness on and swing across to pick you up.

Like Tarzan, you mean?

No. Tarzan wasn't a trained firefighter, was he? This is safe.

Bingo, this is perfect!

You'll be as warm as toast in here, see you later.

Ah, a sheepskin cushion, just the thing for this cold weather

What the-?! Look here! MEN!.

Yes sir.

This is a fire station not a farm! Get that fleecy flea bag out of here!

And see he doesn't darken my door again!

Don't worry Woolly, leave it to me and you'll be snug as a bug in a rug, the cafe's warm, you can stay there 'til I get your bed ready.

Bella

Was a matter Rosa? Why you not a snuggle up in your basket? it's a nice and a warm by the pizza oven.

Bella

Mamma Mia!

There you are.

Bella

Norman, your a Woolly is a bully, he pusha my Rosa out of her bed, he is a baaad!, from a the cafe!

Okay, but we need something to keep us warm [he looks at the table clothe] can I borrow this?

Bella

Yes, yes, just a take him out please!

Come on Woolly, I got something to show you.

Thank you Sam, thank you, me and my poor Norman could've lost everything.

Well at least this little fella's safe.

Snuggle Bun!

It was your electric blanket that caused the fire Dilys.

That's strange?, I've had it 40 years and it's never been a problem before.

You have to be careful with old ones, if you don't store them right they can be dangerous.

Bella

So where are you going to sleep now Norman?

I'm too tired to care, anywhere will do, Mam, can Woolly stay with me?

All right then, just this once.

Thanks mam.

Don't forget your sandwiches Norman, they're your favourite.

Thanks Mom, I'll bring you back some gold if I find any.

Go on! Shoo! Those turkey sandwiches are for my little explorer! Oh that Dusty can smell meat a mile off!

Station Officer Steele likes his roast dinners too. He could do with watching his waste line!

Oi! Clear off greedy guts!