Chief Fire Officer Boyce quotes from Fireman Sam

Just so you know, the whole thing was mostly my idea. And it was me that got Fireman Sam to do the movie in the first place.

And now for the grand opening!

It is with great honor and privilege, that I, the esteemed Chief Fire Officer Boyce now declare Pontypandy's new fire station open! [he snips the yellow ribbon open and civilians cheering once again] Thank you everyone! Now, help yourself to Bronwyn's fine buffet, while I show the firefighter friends their new home! [he now takes his colleagues inside while civilians began feasting] As you can see, you can now park all your fire vehicles in the station.

Oh look! Mercury's inside now!

There's even room for two more.

Well, you never know you might want to expand.

Oh look! The station doesn't only have one pole, it has two! We can slide down at the same time! Penny!

Two poles seems a bit nice for us just four.

Ah-ha! That's because I have a very special surprise lined up for you! Firefighter Arnold McKinley... [A male firefighter slides down the left hand pole and salutes] ...and Firefighter Ellie Philips! [A female firefighter slides down the right hand pole and smiles] New members of the Pontypandy Fire Service! They just finished their training at the Newtown Academy, and they didn't top off their class.

Excellent!

Wow! A 4 wheel drive, longitudinal front engine, six cylinder, high compression turbo diesel! I can't wait to get behind the wheel of that!

I don't understand a word he just said, Sam.

He's talking about Jupiter, Elvis.

I am looking forward to learning for the best-- Fireman Sam! [he handshakes with Sam]

Why, thank you, Arnold.

Teacher's pet.

Now for the rest of the tour. [The gang went outside.] Oh, ha ha. With these additional fire hydrants, you'll be able to fill up Jupiter and Venus like never before, and you can use them while you're training at the training tower! There's even one for sticky foam.

Oh, I love sticky foam. [Elvis switches on the hydrant and water splashes all over him, not sticky foam. Then Sam switches the water off.] Phew!

Don't worry, Elvis. It will all take a bit of getting used to.

Now onto the control room. [The gang went to the control room.]

Cridlington, will you please stop squelching?

I'm sorry, sir. I can't help it, I got my pants all wet.

This is our all-new computerized control system. Watch this.

Pontypandy. Overview.

Who said that?!

It was the screen, Cridlington.

[on the phone] Cheerio, Mr. Sledgehammer!

So, Flex, I want you in my next movie; "Firefighter Sam's Flaming Inferno"!

Awesome! And I'll be playing Firefighter Sam?

Don't be crazy, Flex. Whatever every action movie needs is a real action hero! I see you as uh... you know... more of a co-star on this one.

Huh? A co-star?

Yes. You'll be... uh... [points to Elvis Cridlington on the TV screen] that guy there!

Oh... th-- the guy with the flappy-floppy shovel-y thing?

Yes, that guy. I'll get my people to call your people!

Okay. I'll be the co-star for now. But an action movie set can be a dangerous place.

I'm sorry, Fireman Sam, but Mr. Sledgehammer has informed me - that due to an incident that happened yesterday, you can no longer be the star of his motion picture. Mr. Dexter will be taking over as the main firefighter.

To be honest, sir - that's a relief.

Yes... however, I am the bearer of much more severe news. [Penny, Elvis, Arnold and Ellie hears Sam and Boyce's sacking conversation in horror] Pontypandy is renowned for its firefighters. We cannot have it known that on of our most respective firefighters - failed the simplest of safety checks.

Er... I understand, sir. I can't be a firefighter until this is investigated further.

No, Sam. You can't be a firefighter... at all.

But - Sir!

I'm sorry, Fireman Sam. This is something I never thought I would have to do. But a decision has been made.

Great tangled hoses!