Sam Jones quotes from Fireman Sam

Right men, if there is a beast about, we need to be ready for him, any suggestions?

We could all hide in the fire station sir.

Hide?!

I think what Elvis meant to say was we could catch the beast in our animal net sir.

My thoughts exactly Sam, let's try it, Cridlington I want you to pretend to be a wild beast.

Right-ho sir [Elvis gets on his knees] Grrr.

Put some effort into it lad! Jump about a bit! Sam, Penny release the net!

Can't catch me!

[Gets caught in the net] AARGH! Ohh! Let's try that one more time shall we?

Help, Help, over here, help quick the beast is gonna get us!

I'll save you!

Norman, No!

No, don't Norman!

I got it, Oh No, he's got me!

It's over there Uncle Sam.

Careful Penny, we don't know what we're dealing with here.

I saved them Fireman Sam and I caught the beast.

Woolly?

Oh, Woolly.

They should have been here 10 minutes ago.

Don't worry, Sam, they properly stopped to buy sweets for someone, I know then.

Those snow chains were very good, Sam. Haven't you heard? Trevor couldn't get through to Newtown. Pontypandy is completely cut off, but I haven't got any food for my customers! Not a crumb!

Don't worry, Dilys. I'll give Tom a ring. He should be able to help us out.

Then open the paper out and fold again along the diagonal, fold along lines E to F and G to H to life the wing tips and there we are, Flying Ace Norman Price is ready to take to the skies!

Ah, Hello Dilys.

Fireman Sam, watch this!

We haven't got time for any of your shenanigans now Norman Price, it's Fire Prevention Day and Fireman Sam and I have a lot of work to do.

Come in Station Officer Steele, never mind my Norman.

Sorry Norman, maybe you can show me some other time.

Do you test your smoke alarms regularly Dilys?

Oh yes, very regularly [Smoke alarm sounds] Oh, What's that terrible noise!?

That's the test Dilys, to show that the smoke alarm is work-[Paper Aeroplane files past Sam] Great Fires of London, what was that!?

A BAT, OHHHHH! AND IT'S CAUGHT IN MY HAIR! OH!

Oh Mam.

Norman Price!

Oh, no! [Norman quickly hides behind the counter]

HELP! HELP!

Stiff upper lip, Dilys, I'll get it it's not actually a bat...[Gasp]...It's a beauty.

Oh, Station Officer Steele, you're too kind.

[clears Throat] What? no, when I said beauty I meant, um?

If uh you two are quite finished, shall we check the fire exit?

Well, that exit seems to be working.

Elvis Cridlington, there was a fire extinguisher right next to the fire exit!

Sorry, sir, I think I panicked, what about my stew?

Oh... [cough, cough] You've overcooked the dinner before Elvis, but never that bad.

Firemen are supposed to put out fires Cridlington, not start them, especially not on Fire Prevention Day.

I don't know how it happened.

There's something here that might provide a clue.

Aha, a paper plane, perhaps that can tell us who the culprit is.

Ah yes, it's a letter, there's a name on it "Dear Station Officer Steele" [Gasp] Station Officer Steele, It was you!

No it wasn't, it was Norman, Norman Price!

Aww, sorry, it was an accident, I was only trying to find someone who liked paper planes as much as I do.

Ahem I see, well perhaps I should have a word with the lad Sam, set him on the straight and narrow as it were.

Good idea, sir.

Oh, poor, Norman, it probably was an accident, I hope Station Officer Steele won't be too hard on him.

Don't worry, Elvis, I think Station Officer Steele and Norman will reach a happy understanding.

The first rule of Paper Aeroplanes, Norman, is to be careful where you throw them, Now watch this loop the loop, ha ha!

[chuckles] Cool!

This next trick is called a Barrel Roll ahh!

Wow, how did you make it do that?

Pull your arm back, that's it, oooh look at her go!

[listening to music] Oh, oh, oh, I'm a roller coaster rider! Take me to the... Whoa!!!

Lucky I was passing, Norman. You all right, Trevor? [Sam takes Norman back on curb] That was a pretty close call. Listening to headphones while crossing the road is very dangerous. You can't hear the cars coming.

Sorry, Sam. I was listening to my new MP3 player. [Norman plays MP3 player] My mom gave it to me for my birthday!

You're shouting, Norman!

Oh, sorry.

It's a very nice birthday present, Norman, but I suggest you leave them off until you're away from the traffic.

But--

Norman!

Hi, Mandy!

There you are. I just bought you a birthday present.

Really? Where is it?

I left it with your Mum.

Oh! Come On!

Ooh, I've dropped all my pennies.

Never mind about that, Norman!

What were you doing in the well, Norman?

I'm sorry, Mum. I couldn't wait for my birthday to get a new skateboard. When I heard the well was full of pennies, I thought I could use them to buy one.

Ooh, you were a very impatient boy, Norman Price!

I know, sorry. It's just I really loved my skateboard.

That's why I bought you this!

Ooh, thanks, Trevor!

Now, on one condition: No playing in wells and no skateboarding in your Mum's shop!

I won't, I promise!

Can we go and see if there any sausages and king prawns left, Fireman Sam?

Sorry, Norman. Gas canisters can stay hot for a very long time. It won't be safe to go over there for quite a while yet.

Oh, I'll just have to take the rest of my sausages home.

And I'll have to take my king prawns.

Ohhh... I am so hungry. I never even get a sniff of those sausages or the prawns.

Look out! You're heading for the quay!

Oh, no! My pie!

It's getting faster!

They're heading for the quay! I'll try and slow them down! You get ahead Penny, and block the road to stop any other traffic!

Roger that, Sam. [Venus cuts into Jupiter and off to the quay to stop any traffic while Mercury cuts in front of him]

Now Norman, don't panic! I need you to switch off the engine!

How do I do that???

Turn the key towards you!

Come on, Sam!

Now, press the brake pedal!

Which one is it?

It's the one on the left!

Which is my left??

The one that's not your right!!

I can't reach it!

Oh, I'll do it. [Derek hits the brakes as Jupiter brakes hard to a stop]

There it is-- Neptune's new home.

Pontypandy's all new ocean rescue center!

It's a bit big for just Neptune, sir.

Ah-- well, it's also going to be home to two brand new vessels-- Titan and Juno!

Ooh! How exciting! I can't wait to see them! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Uncle Sam!

Hello, you two! [he hugs Sarah and James] Any idea what's planned for the grand opening tonight?

Well, Mike's organizing some fireworks...

...and I'm making some of my fishy nibbles. Would you like to try one?

Oh! Don't mind if I do!

Oh, there goes Tom flying off in the new helipad!

I wonder what he was doing here?

Tom was bringing the new coast guard. He'll be manning the ocean rescue center!

Ooh! A new Coast Guard!? Oh, I'll bet he'll know everything about sailor's knots, and have a big bushy beard!

Uh - I'm not sure he is quite like that, Elvis.

Hi. Ben Hooper.

Welcome to Pontypandy, Ben.

Where's the coast guard?

I am the coast guard.

But you haven't got a big bushy beard.

Fishy nibbles?

Right then, firefighters. Let's get you inside so I can familiarize you with our new firefighting vessels!

F-O-R--

--E-S-T-F-I-R-T. What's a "Forest Firt"?

FOREST FIRE!!!

That's not good.

Oh, no! Radar has found our sausages!!!!!

What on earth's that?

SAUSAGES??!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!?!?!??!??

I think we're the ones who need saving now.

Agh! So THAT'S why he could smell SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU COOKING IN THE BUSHES, NORMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?

[raging furious] YOU MADE A CAMPFIRE??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??? Ohhh... Norman Price... YOU'VE DONE IT THIS TIME!! RIGHT, WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?!!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

[raging furious] I'LL MAKE SURE, THAT HE IS PROPERLY DEALT WITH AT HOME, STATION OFFICER STEELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU NAUGHTY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now for the grand opening!

It is with great honor and privilege, that I, the esteemed Chief Fire Officer Boyce now declare Pontypandy's new fire station open! [he snips the yellow ribbon open and civilians cheering once again] Thank you everyone! Now, help yourself to Bronwyn's fine buffet, while I show the firefighter friends their new home! [he now takes his colleagues inside while civilians began feasting] As you can see, you can now park all your fire vehicles in the station.

Oh look! Mercury's inside now!

There's even room for two more.

Well, you never know you might want to expand.

Oh look! The station doesn't only have one pole, it has two! We can slide down at the same time! Penny!

Two poles seems a bit nice for us just four.

Ah-ha! That's because I have a very special surprise lined up for you! Firefighter Arnold McKinley... [A male firefighter slides down the left hand pole and salutes] ...and Firefighter Ellie Philips! [A female firefighter slides down the right hand pole and smiles] New members of the Pontypandy Fire Service! They just finished their training at the Newtown Academy, and they didn't top off their class.

Excellent!

Wow! A 4 wheel drive, longitudinal front engine, six cylinder, high compression turbo diesel! I can't wait to get behind the wheel of that!

I don't understand a word he just said, Sam.

He's talking about Jupiter, Elvis.

I am looking forward to learning for the best-- Fireman Sam! [he handshakes with Sam]

Why, thank you, Arnold.

Teacher's pet.

Now for the rest of the tour. [The gang went outside.] Oh, ha ha. With these additional fire hydrants, you'll be able to fill up Jupiter and Venus like never before, and you can use them while you're training at the training tower! There's even one for sticky foam.

Oh, I love sticky foam. [Elvis switches on the hydrant and water splashes all over him, not sticky foam. Then Sam switches the water off.] Phew!

Don't worry, Elvis. It will all take a bit of getting used to.

Now onto the control room. [The gang went to the control room.]

Cridlington, will you please stop squelching?

I'm sorry, sir. I can't help it, I got my pants all wet.

This is our all-new computerized control system. Watch this.

Pontypandy. Overview.

Who said that?!

It was the screen, Cridlington.