Mike Flood quotes from Fireman Sam

Ah, Michael my boy, when it comes to plumbing, you are hot stuff, oh ho yes, hot hot stuff, I'm hot hot stuff I'm as hot as the hottest of the very hot stuff oh.

Balloons, ribbons, food. We got everything. But what about the music?

Morning Tom.

G'day Mike, thanks for stopping by.

So what's the problem?

This thing's been making funny noises.

Hmm, did it sound like this? [scatting while tapping his pencil on the central heating]

Uh, not exactly.

Don't worry, probably just needs re-tuning.

OW!

Oops, butterfingers...and toes.

Look Mike, perhaps we can sort this out another time.

No time like the present. now off you go and polish up that helicopter of yours.

Well, I'll be just outside if you need me.

Don't worry, what could possibly go wrong? [The wrench flies out of Mike's figure and crashes somewhere] ...Ah.

So he sang as he watched and he waited 'til his billy boiled, You'll come a waltzing Mat-- Flaming Koalas! FIRE!

[Coughing] Getting weak! I can't breathe!

Blimey! I better go and get Sam!

Goodness me, what's all this commotion?

No need to panic Dilys, everything's under control.

We caught this criminal stealing your fruit.

Trevor Evans, what on Earth?

I wasn't stealing the fruit, I was taking it to deliver to Dilys' customers.

Are you all right?

Well I have felt better.

Come inside and I'll put some ice on that nasty bump.

You really ought to check your facts before jumping to conclusion Mandy.

You think people will be pleased that we're trying to help.

Oi, where's my ladder gone?

Dad! what are you doing up there?

I was fixing Bella's roof, is this your doing again Mandy?

Not exactly.

We'd better call Fireman Sam.

No I'm fine, I can get down on me own.

DAD NO!

Quick, we've got to get help now!

Just hold on Dad, everything's gonna be okay.

Thank goodness, here comes Fireman Sam.

Don't worry Mike, we'll have you down in no time.

But Sam, what are we gonna do, the Simon Snorkel isn't working.

Let's try and see how far it will reach [Sam goes up in the Simon Snorkel, but it stops a very inches, Sam tries to reach Mike, but it's no use] I still can't quite get him.

Whoops.

Great Fires of London, the leaver's come unstuck.

Oh dear.

Tomorrow, love, I'll be playing this on the beach under a bright Caribbean sun.

But hopefully, not on my teapot, Mike.

Agh.

Mandy! Breakfast is ready! Mandy? [Mandy looks at the mirrored teapot in horror with chicken pox] Chicken Pox. Mandy can't go anywhere for at least a fortnight.

But, Mom! our holiday to Jamaica!

We'll have to cancel it.

But you said you would take me to the carnival! the one you went to when you were little!

We'll just have to wait 'til next year Mandy.

Oh!

Come on young lady, back to bed for you.

Huh? [Mike hit's his thumb with his hammer by accident] OW!, where on Earth did that come from?

NORMAN PRICE!

[gasp] Oh, not him again! [Norman makes a run for it]

Come here!

I thought it was Fire Prevention Day, not Follow Norman Price Day, but at least I know one place I won't bump into Station Officer Steele [Giggles] Whoever heard of preventing fires at a fire station.

Oh, oh, sorry, Trevor. I put two wedges on the wheels this morning. I can't understand what could have happened to them.

Ready, steady, go! [Mandy, James and Sarah pushed Norman on his cart downhill] Aaaah, Norman Price's racing cart driver takes the lead!

Norman!

Look out for the wall!

Norman, use the brakes!!

What brakes? Eyaaaaaahhh!!

Norman!

F-O-R--

--E-S-T-F-I-R-T. What's a "Forest Firt"?

FOREST FIRE!!!

That's not good.

Oh, Station Officer Steele, I can't believe that Pontypandy has a new fire station! I bet you are really excited!

Heeheeheehee! Oh, well I am, Dilys! Very excited indeed!

♪ There's a place I know where the people say hello as you walk on down the street ♪

♪ Let's rock rock! ♪

♪ Pontypandy - it's the greatest town for getting down ♪

♪ Let's rock rock! ♪

♪ Pontypandy - on a Saturday night everything feels right ♪

And now for the grand opening!

It is with great honor and privilege, that I, the esteemed Chief Fire Officer Boyce now declare Pontypandy's new fire station open! [he snips the yellow ribbon open and civilians cheering once again] Thank you everyone! Now, help yourself to Bronwyn's fine buffet, while I show the firefighter friends their new home! [he now takes his colleagues inside while civilians began feasting] As you can see, you can now park all your fire vehicles in the station.

Oh look! Mercury's inside now!

There's even room for two more.

Well, you never know you might want to expand.

Oh look! The station doesn't only have one pole, it has two! We can slide down at the same time! Penny!

Two poles seems a bit nice for us just four.

Ah-ha! That's because I have a very special surprise lined up for you! Firefighter Arnold McKinley... [A male firefighter slides down the left hand pole and salutes] ...and Firefighter Ellie Philips! [A female firefighter slides down the right hand pole and smiles] New members of the Pontypandy Fire Service! They just finished their training at the Newtown Academy, and they didn't top off their class.

Excellent!

Wow! A 4 wheel drive, longitudinal front engine, six cylinder, high compression turbo diesel! I can't wait to get behind the wheel of that!

I don't understand a word he just said, Sam.

He's talking about Jupiter, Elvis.

I am looking forward to learning for the best-- Fireman Sam! [he handshakes with Sam]

Why, thank you, Arnold.

Teacher's pet.

Now for the rest of the tour. [The gang went outside.] Oh, ha ha. With these additional fire hydrants, you'll be able to fill up Jupiter and Venus like never before, and you can use them while you're training at the training tower! There's even one for sticky foam.

Oh, I love sticky foam. [Elvis switches on the hydrant and water splashes all over him, not sticky foam. Then Sam switches the water off.] Phew!

Don't worry, Elvis. It will all take a bit of getting used to.

Now onto the control room. [The gang went to the control room.]

Cridlington, will you please stop squelching?

I'm sorry, sir. I can't help it, I got my pants all wet.

This is our all-new computerized control system. Watch this.

Pontypandy. Overview.

Who said that?!

It was the screen, Cridlington.

The alien has landed.

Buck Douglas is gonna love this!

We'll definitely be official Buck Douglas space spotters now!

I don't think we will.

BUCK DOUGLAS!?!!!???

He's off the telly!

But if Buck Douglas is the little green man, who is--, I mean--, what if he--, but he--, if he's on the-- Right, I don't understand.

Buck Douglas has been camping out in the woods and faking all the alien sightings in Pontypandy, Elvis.

He's been flying drones around to look like spaceships, just like Joe and Bella's pizza delivery ones! They used to say "batteries", that's how I worked it out. HE'S JUST A BIG LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He must've been doing that all over the country.

AND he's been getting us to buy his STUPID book so he look at all the right places...

...which is why he gets sightings of aliens from his show...

...and more people watching it.

Well done, Norman. You've found the truth.

Well, I knew it was out there somewhere, Sam.

Is there anything you like to say to the people of Pontypandy, Mr. Douglas?!

This is so... not spacetastic. [He puts his hand to his face.]

You can say that again.

We don't need to be official "Buck Douglas" space spotters! I'm going to start my own show: "Norman Price, Alien Finder"!

Ha-ha-ha! Come on everyone! Let's get back to Pontypandy.

I'll have my own coat, my own hat, a special alien scanner, and my own book about how you really find aliens, not made-up ones, real alien! [Norman Price continues talking as his voice trails and camera pans up to end the movie]