Scenes with Mandy Flood 17
[Inside big cave, Station Officer Steele, Mandy and Norman have gone in far enough]
Time to start heading back.
Oh, I haven't found my gold yet.
There's a secret underground passage here.
MMandy
Oh, let me have a look!
I bet this is where cavemen used to live.
MMandy
"Trevor loves Dilys true". Hm, must be an ancient cave painting! [she giggles knowingly]
Whoa, I can see something shiny!
[Norman and Mandy climb into the small tunnel, while Station Officer Steele is calling out to them]
Come back! Come back at once! Come out of there, remember what I told you, it's not safe.
I'm gonna get my Mam a gold nugget, like the one in her back teeth.
That isn't gold down there, it's mica, a shiny mineral deposit that---, Oh, talk to yourself.
MMandy
In a minute, we could be millionaires and never have to go to school again.
[Station Officer Steele tries to get through the tunnel, but because of his waste line, he gets stuck]
MMandy
What's the matter Station Officer Steele?
[Norman and Mandy laugh at this at first]
It's no laughing matter, help me, I'm blocking the only way out.
[Norman and Mandy then realise that it was no laughing matter and gasped at this]
[Back in the cave, Station Officer Steele, Norman and Mandy are singing Ten Green Bottles]
SSStation Officer Steele, Norman and Mandy
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall, they'll be five green bottles hanging on the wall.
NFNurse Flood
Mandy, Norman!
Right children, I want you to make as much noise as possible.
[Mandy and Norman grab two stones each and bang them together]
NFNurse Flood
Mandy, where are you?
Don't worry, we'll soon get you free, on the count of three, pull, One, Two, Three.
[Sam and Nurse Flood pull with all their might but they couldn't get Station Officer Steele free]
I don't think that's going to work.
NFNurse Flood
We need something slippery.
Yes, and I know just the thing [Sam grabs his walkie-talkie] Penny, you know that grease gun of yours, well I've had and idea.
[Scene fades for a bit, until it changes a few minutes later where we see Penny handing Sam the grease gun]
Here it is Sam, I've filled it up like you said.
[Sam squirts Station Officer Steele with it]
[Thanks to the grease gun, Station Officer Steele was able to slip out easily]
It's all right now, everything's okay.
MMandy
So you know the plan Norman?
I keep your mom busy and you sneak inside with the squirrel, just show me the doorbell.
[Norman sneaks up to the front door and rings the doorbell, This alerts the attention of Nurse Flood, so she makes her way to the door, Norman laughs quietly and sneaks 'round the back just as Nurse Flood opens the door]
NFNurse Flood
That's strange.
[Nurse Flood closes the door, leaving Norman laughing with delight]
NFNurse Flood
Oh hello Mandy.
NFNurse Flood
Oh thank you, Achoo!
NFNurse Flood
I don't know what's the matter with me, it's not as if there are any animals around Achoo!
MMandy
Maybe it's hey fever mam.
NFNurse Flood
What, in September? Achoo!
[Mandy quickly hides the squirrel in her bag]
NFNurse Flood
So that's why I been snee Achoo! sneezing so much.
MMandy
I'm sorry Mam, can I still keep him?, he won't be any more bother I promise.
NFNurse Flood
Absolutely not!
Your mum's right Mandy, Squirrels don't make good pets, they can bite and they really belong in the wild, he's too much of a live wire to be a pet.
[The squirrel suddenly jumps out and lands on the ground]
NFNurse Flood
Ah, ACHOO!.
I'm honoured that you have chosen me to be the leader of Pontypandy's First Neighbourhood Watch committee.
That's strange, I don't remember choosing a leader, maybe that was the day we were abducted by aliens.
Or maybe we all bumped our heads and lost our memories.
[Clears Throat] My vision is to make Pontypandy the safest neighbourhood in Wales, we shall all make Pontypandy free from crime and look after each other.
If you ask me it's about time, sweets go missing from the shop everyday [Dilys doesn't notice a hand reaching into a biscuit jar] just last week my liquorice all sorts vanished without a trace.
[It is revealed that is was Norman who was laughing quietly behind the counter, [hinting that he was behind it] as he eats the biscuit he pinched]
My firefighters have agreed to join the Neighbourhood Watch scheme, I now call on everyone to do the same.
MFMandy Flood
Great, let's start our very own Neighbourhood Watch scheme.
We'll help people in trouble.
Yes, just like the Pontypandy firefighters, let's tell Uncle Sam, come on.
MFMandy Flood
We're gonna start our very own Neighbourhood Watch.
Yes indeed, I knew my speech would inspire the young people.
MFMandy Flood
So you don't mind if we use the garden shed at the fire station as our headquarters.
Goodness me, what's all this commotion?
No need to panic Dilys, everything's under control.
We caught this criminal stealing your fruit.
[Dilys takes the tablecloth of the stranger who is revealed to be Trevor]
Trevor Evans, what on Earth?
I wasn't stealing the fruit, I was taking it to deliver to Dilys' customers.
Come inside and I'll put some ice on that nasty bump.
You really ought to check your facts before jumping to conclusion Mandy.
MFMandy Flood
You think people will be pleased that we're trying to help.
Oi, where's my ladder gone?
MFMandy Flood
Dad! what are you doing up there?
I was fixing Bella's roof, is this your doing again Mandy?
MFMandy Flood
Not exactly.
We'd better call Fireman Sam.
No I'm fine, I can get down on me own.
[Mike tries to climb down the roof, but slips and grabs hold for dear life]
[Mike realizes that he cannot get down on his own and needs help]
CChildren
Quick, we've got to get help now!
MFMandy Flood
Just hold on Dad, everything's gonna be okay.
[Jupiter's siren sounds]
Thank goodness, here comes Fireman Sam.
[Jupiter arrives and the firefighters get to work]
Don't worry Mike, we'll have you down in no time.
But Sam, what are we gonna do, the Simon Snorkel isn't working.
Let's try and see how far it will reach [Sam goes up in the Simon Snorkel, but it stops a very inches, Sam tries to reach Mike, but it's no use] I still can't quite get him.
[Mike tries to reach as well, but slips and let's a roof tile come loose]
[The tile bounces off the cafe's canopy and hits Jupiter's switch which causes it to become unstuck]
Great Fires of London, the leaver's come unstuck.
[Mike stands up and thankfully Sam catches him, Mike was saved]
Well well, what do you think about that then?
Too right, but what sort of twig is it?
I know, I know, sycamore.
Well it might be, but it's a broken twig and that means someone has come this way.
My guess would be a ginger-haired boy whose mum owns a sweet shop.
[Scene changes to Mandy and Norman watching them from a hole in a wall]
Core, how did he know that? [takes a bite from a chocolate bar]
When Wally my pet wallaby went walkabout, I tracked him for three days across the outback, if you follow the signs, you can find anyone who's missing.
[Nether Norman or Mandy notice Woolly leaving the scene]
Did I ever tell you about the time I was dragged out of my sleeping bag by a dangerous dingo?
It was a sweltering summer, just like this one, Flaming Koalas [Picks up an empty glass bottle] Some people 'round here haven't heard of the country code, leaving bottles around in the sun can start fires.
MFMandy Flood
Maybe we could be trackers like Tom.
Maybe we can be better than him.
MFMandy Flood
There's no maybe about it, we will be.
Okay, let's track down walkabout Woolly.
MFMandy Flood
Why have we stopped?
There's a dangerous dingo up ahead by the billabong, one false move and he'll steal the tucker right out of our billy cans.
[Mandy takes a look through the binoculars and just sees Dusty]
MFMandy Flood
That isn't a dingo, that's Dusty, what's a billabong?
[Norman finishes drinking a bottle of lemonade, swipes his mouth and burps]
It's where animals go to drink, c'mon let's find Woolly, he can't have gone far.
Tomorrow, love, I'll be playing this on the beach under a bright Caribbean sun.
HFHelen Flood
But hopefully, not on my teapot, Mike.
HFHelen Flood
Mandy! Breakfast is ready! Mandy? [Mandy looks at the mirrored teapot in horror with chicken pox] Chicken Pox. Mandy can't go anywhere for at least a fortnight.
MFMandy Flood
But, Mom! our holiday to Jamaica!
HFHelen Flood
We'll have to cancel it.
MFMandy Flood
But you said you would take me to the carnival! the one you went to when you were little!
HFHelen Flood
We'll just have to wait 'til next year Mandy.
HFHelen Flood
Come on young lady, back to bed for you.
MFMandy Flood
I didn't know your mam had treasure hidden in her shop.
[Mandy opens the door and Norman along with the Beep-o-matic go inside, followed by Mandy, once in the shop, all metal grocery items start flying off the shelfs]
but mam, it's only Sam's amazing Beep-o-matic.
Hmm, ohh! I don't care, get that magnetic menace out of here.
[Norman turns it off and everything the Beep-o-matic has collected falls to the ground]
[Norman and Mandy leave the shop, they try to sneak away but run into Penny]
Hello there. Where are you two going?
NPNorman Price and Mandy Flood
Just up the mountain.
Follow us up the mountain, but stay out of sight until I tell you.
MMandy
Hi Norman, we're going up the mountain to find the beast, wanna come?
Yeah cool, be there in a minute.
[Norman starts leaving out a trail of crisps and Woolly comes out of his hiding spot and starts following and eating them]
James to base, we're heading in a Northerly direction, over. [Suddenly, the sound of rocks falling could be heard] What was that?
MMandy
Nothing, you're not scared are you?
MMandy
Me neither, come on.
Help, Help, over here, help quick the beast is gonna get us!
[Leaves in the bush rustling]
I got it, Oh No, he's got me!
[Then just in the nick of time, Fireman Sam flies in carrying the animal net]
It's over there Uncle Sam.
[Sam throws the animal net over the bush where "the beast" was and at the right time, Penny arrives]
Careful Penny, we don't know what we're dealing with here.
I saved them Fireman Sam and I caught the beast.
[Woolly baa's and Sam and Penny take the net off them]
Oh, oh, sorry, Trevor. I put two wedges on the wheels this morning. I can't understand what could have happened to them.
Ready, steady, go! [Mandy, James and Sarah pushed Norman on his cart downhill] Aaaah, Norman Price's racing cart driver takes the lead!
[Norman tried to stop the cart while going much too fast]
MFMandy Flood
Norman, use the brakes!!
What brakes? Eyaaaaaahhh!!
[Norman crashes into the gate as the cart keeps rolling]
MJMandy, James and Sarah
Norman!
[Norman screams when the cart kept rolling as he bounced off the stairs when Mandy, James and Sarah chases him and Norman screams while the cart still kept rolling as he fell into the sea]
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