A character in Fireman Sam
Penny Morris
Fireman Sam · 146 quotes
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Fireman Sam: in 18 of its 146 quotes
Most scenes with: Sam Jones (15), Elvis Cridlington (9), Norman Price (6)
[The fire brigade are doing fitness training lead by Penny Morris]
Touch your toes, Trevor.
I, I don't know when I last saw my toes. [A ripping sound is heard and Trevor observes that he's ripped his trousers] Uh, oh that's torn it.
[At the fire station, Penny Morris answers the telephone]
Pontypandy Fire Station... Oh, hello, Sam. Sunning yourself on the Costa del Porthcawl?
[on the other line] No. No, not quite. I'm in the phone box outside Dilys' shop. I was wondering how things are going.
We're all fine here.
Everything in the garden is lovely then, isn't it?. You don't need, uh, anything doing?
Well, if you're desperate for something to do, you could always weed my garden.
Oh, no problem. [while Penny is surprised by this immediate acceptance] I'll be there in two ticks. [hangs up the phone and mutters to himself] I've had enough taking it easy to last me a year.
[Sam, Elvis and Penny are standing in position while Station Officer Steele addresses them.]
Jupiter is in good order, thank you. Now, the children are on holiday, and you know what that means.
Norman Price getting into trouble.
Not just Norman. It could be any one of Pontypandy's children. So stand by for heads stuck in railings, children stuck up trees and...
[while Penny chuckles] ...Sheep falling off Pontypandy Mountain, sir?
That would be a Mountain Rescue situation.
I think Officer Cridlington was joking, sir.
No he isn't, Penny. We had to rescue Woolly Wonders before now.
Anyway, we have to expect the unexpected and the watchword is "vigilance."
And that means keeping an eye on Norman Price.
[Fire alarm rings as Penny takes the note out of the fax machine]
A boy is stuck on Pontypandy Mountain with a sheep.
Norman Price!
[Scene opens at the fire station, where we see Penny doing maintenance on Jupiter while sing the song London's Burning]
London's burning, London's burning, call the engines, call the engines, Fire fire, Fire fire, pour the water.
[At that moment, Elvis comes into the picture and picks up the grease gun with curiosity]
What's this for Penny, washing the wax out of an elephants ear?
[Then, he suddenly squirts himself with grease]
Oh! Great balls of fire!
It's a grease gun, hand it over Elvis, I need to grease the squeaky wheel, It's been driving Sam mad.
[Then right on cue, Sam walks in carrying two hard hats with lights on them]
Oh, need a hand Sam?
No thank you Elvis [He puts the hard hats in Jupiter, but then notices Elvis' face] Elvis, just look at your face! Are you going on the war path?
[Elvis notices the grease on his face and then looks at his reflection on Jupiter's mirror]
No, I had an accident with Penny's grease gun.
Well you better go and get cleaned up. We can't let standards drop just because Station Officer Steele's away!
[Penny chuckles]
[Back in the cave, Station Officer Steele, Norman and Mandy are singing Ten Green Bottles]
And if one green bottle should accidentally fall, they'll be five green bottles hanging on the wall.
Shh, listen.
Mandy, Norman!
Mam!
Right children, I want you to make as much noise as possible.
[Mandy and Norman grab two stones each and bang them together]
Mam!
Sam!
Fireman Sam!
Mandy, where are you?
Mam!, Mam!
Fireman Sam!
Get that dog off me!
Don't worry, we'll soon get you free, on the count of three, pull, One, Two, Three.
[Sam and Nurse Flood pull with all their might but they couldn't get Station Officer Steele free]
I don't think that's going to work.
We need something slippery.
Yes, and I know just the thing [Sam grabs his walkie-talkie] Penny, you know that grease gun of yours, well I've had and idea.
[Scene fades for a bit, until it changes a few minutes later where we see Penny handing Sam the grease gun]
Here it is Sam, I've filled it up like you said.
[Sam squirts Station Officer Steele with it]
Right, One, Two, Three.
[Thanks to the grease gun, Station Officer Steele was able to slip out easily]
Hooray! Fireman Sam!
It's all right now, everything's okay.
There we are Elvis, good as new.
Thanks Penny.
[The fire bell suddenly sounds]
Great Fires of London, there's a fire at the Flood's House!, we'd better get going.
C'mon Elvis, no time for a brew now.
Oh.
I'm honoured that you have chosen me to be the leader of Pontypandy's First Neighbourhood Watch committee.
That's strange, I don't remember choosing a leader, maybe that was the day we were abducted by aliens.
Or maybe we all bumped our heads and lost our memories.
[Clears Throat] My vision is to make Pontypandy the safest neighbourhood in Wales, we shall all make Pontypandy free from crime and look after each other.
If you ask me it's about time, sweets go missing from the shop everyday [Dilys doesn't notice a hand reaching into a biscuit jar] just last week my liquorice all sorts vanished without a trace.
[It is revealed that is was Norman who was laughing quietly behind the counter, [hinting that he was behind it] as he eats the biscuit he pinched]
My firefighters have agreed to join the Neighbourhood Watch scheme, I now call on everyone to do the same.
Great, let's start our very own Neighbourhood Watch scheme.
We'll help people in trouble.
Yes, just like the Pontypandy firefighters, let's tell Uncle Sam, come on.
Well-
Uncle Sam.
We're gonna start our very own Neighbourhood Watch.
Good idea.
Yes indeed, I knew my speech would inspire the young people.
So you don't mind if we use the garden shed at the fire station as our headquarters.
Hmm, very well.
[Singing inside the fire station kitchen] Sticky toffee just like the hood.
Nice song Elvis. Is it one of your own?
Hi Penny, just uh making some uh toffee apples for Bella's little Halloween do tonight, not much of a toffee fan myself of course.
'Course not.
No more of a keep fit kinda guy, like you.
Attention men, Elvis, Penny, where's Sam?
Here sir, ready for what's sure to be a busy night.
I just wanted to have a brief chat with you all about the procedure for Halloween. Elvis Cridlington, what in blazes are you up too?
He's making toffee apples sir, doesn't like 'em himself of course.
Yes well, procedure Halloween, a lot of children, a lot of excitement, but a lot of trouble too. Especially with young Price around.
Don't worry sir. We'll keep an eye on young vampire Price.
There's mischief in the air.
And there's toffee in me hair!
Be back by 8 o'clock and don't slam that door.
Tremble with fear, Count Norman is here.
'Ello Norman, lovely costume.
Lovely? lovely?! I don't want to be lovely! Grrrr, I want to be scary!
[Norman slams the door and runs away, but unintentionally knocks his pumpkin over which is still lit and it fall to the floor and knocks the cans over and starts a fire]
I didn't know your mam had treasure hidden in her shop.
Me neither.
[Mandy opens the door and Norman along with the Beep-o-matic go inside, followed by Mandy, once in the shop, all metal grocery items start flying off the shelfs]
Norman Price!
but mam, it's only Sam's amazing Beep-o-matic.
Hmm, ohh! I don't care, get that magnetic menace out of here.
[Norman turns it off and everything the Beep-o-matic has collected falls to the ground]
Sorry mam.
[Norman and Mandy leave the shop, they try to sneak away but run into Penny]
Hello there. Where are you two going?
Just up the mountain.
Hmm.
[When Jupiter gets stuck]
Problem, Sam?
Jupiter just can't handle these muddy mountain roads. We'll have to go the rest of the way in Venus. Can you give me a hand with the gear?
Help, Help, over here, help quick the beast is gonna get us!
[Leaves in the bush rustling]
I'll save you!
Norman, No!
No, don't Norman!
I got it, Oh No, he's got me!
[Then just in the nick of time, Fireman Sam flies in carrying the animal net]
It's over there Uncle Sam.
[Sam throws the animal net over the bush where "the beast" was and at the right time, Penny arrives]
Careful Penny, we don't know what we're dealing with here.
I saved them Fireman Sam and I caught the beast.
[Woolly baa's and Sam and Penny take the net off them]
Woolly?
Oh, Woolly.
Look out! You're heading for the quay!
[Venus is chasing after Jupiter]
Oh, no! My pie!
It's getting faster!
They're heading for the quay! I'll try and slow them down! You get ahead Penny, and block the road to stop any other traffic!
Roger that, Sam. [Venus cuts into Jupiter and off to the quay to stop any traffic while Mercury cuts in front of him]
Now Norman, don't panic! I need you to switch off the engine!
How do I do that???
Turn the key towards you!
Come on, Sam!
Now, press the brake pedal!
Which one is it?
It's the one on the left!
Which is my left??
The one that's not your right!!
I can't reach it!
Oh, I'll do it. [Derek hits the brakes as Jupiter brakes hard to a stop]
There it is-- Neptune's new home.
Pontypandy's all new ocean rescue center!
It's a bit big for just Neptune, sir.
Ah-- well, it's also going to be home to two brand new vessels-- Titan and Juno!
Ooh! How exciting! I can't wait to see them! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
[Sarah and James pops out along with Bronwyn with the fish cookies]
Uncle Sam!
Hello, you two! [he hugs Sarah and James] Any idea what's planned for the grand opening tonight?
Well, Mike's organizing some fireworks...
...and I'm making some of my fishy nibbles. Would you like to try one?
Oh! Don't mind if I do!
[Wallaby 1 flies along with Tom Thomas onboard]
Oh, there goes Tom flying off in the new helipad!
I wonder what he was doing here?
Tom was bringing the new coast guard. He'll be manning the ocean rescue center!
Ooh! A new Coast Guard!? Oh, I'll bet he'll know everything about sailor's knots, and have a big bushy beard!
[A coast guard arrives with sunglasses revealing to be Ben Hooper.]
Uh - I'm not sure he is quite like that, Elvis.
Hi. Ben Hooper.
Welcome to Pontypandy, Ben.
Where's the coast guard?
I am the coast guard.
But you haven't got a big bushy beard.
Fishy nibbles?
[Mike Flood arrives in his van with two horn honks.]
Right then, firefighters. Let's get you inside so I can familiarize you with our new firefighting vessels!
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