Don Sledgehammer quotes from Fireman Sam

I can't believe what I'm seeing! That guy is amazing! He's incredible! I want that guy for my next movie! Get me Firefighter Sam!

[on the phone] Cheerio, Mr. Sledgehammer!

So, Flex, I want you in my next movie; "Firefighter Sam's Flaming Inferno"!

Awesome! And I'll be playing Firefighter Sam?

Don't be crazy, Flex. Whatever every action movie needs is a real action hero! I see you as uh... you know... more of a co-star on this one.

Huh? A co-star?

Yes. You'll be... uh... [points to Elvis Cridlington on the TV screen] that guy there!

Oh... th-- the guy with the flappy-floppy shovel-y thing?

Yes, that guy. I'll get my people to call your people!

Okay. I'll be the co-star for now. But an action movie set can be a dangerous place.

Uh... should it be doing that? The winch is wobbling.

[To the winch in horror] The winch!

My camera!

My bus!

Oh no... oh... but I've only just polished her.

I'll call for help.

Hey! I already did it, hero!

I thought you're *pants* doing the safety check, Sam.

I... don't understand what happened.

It looks to me like the hero next door isn't such a hero after all. You've failed the simple safety check in endangered lives.

But I DID check it.

I've nearly got run over by a bus because of YOU!!!! You're going to PAY for this!!!! I'M GONNA SEE TO IT THAT YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!!!!

So - I had a big rewrite down on the movie. Your character; Firefighter Tom, is now the hero. We've had all the Firefighter Sam parts taken out and they changed the title.

"Firefighter Tom: Blaze and Glory".

Yes. Learn your new lines and we'll see you on set tomorrow, superstar!

I'd like to accept the award on behalf on firefighters everywhere. And I like to... give Fireman Sam a special thank you, for getting fired! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!