Gary quotes from Final Space

Let me give you some advice, buddy.

Gary

Yes.

If you want Quinn to trust you, you gotta step up and show her you can lead. Make direct eye contact, then don't let go until you kiss her soul with your eyelashes. Like this. [swipes eyes] Too much, or just enough?

Gary

Oh, my wow. Oh, my wow! It's glorious!

Yeah. So you got it?

Gary

I got it. It's done. Done and done.

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Are you sure to do this? There's a 99% chance that this is a trap.

Gary

Traps are just open casting calls for heroes. Plus, you already tied up Quinn, so there's no real rebound after that.

You're a good friend.

Gary

I would've gone with great. But whatever. I'll take good.

What is happening

Gary

I think we're about to hug.

Should we?

Gary

The siren's call is beckoning us to embrace. We shan't ignore her. [he hugs Avocato] Hell, yeah.

Thanks, bud. Needed that.

Gary

Let's get your boy back.

Mooncake

[comes in and laughs] Chookity!

Gary

Mooncake, we're gonna need rich sacks of back up. We're goin' down to the Lord Commander's prison colony. It's dangerous! It's life-threatening! We're probably gonna die. I You got my back, little buddy?

Mooncake

Chookity!

Gary

I didn't really sell that very well, did I? Crap! So no back up. Just two hombres with a dream, let's do this.

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[before Avocato's death]

As excited as I am about today, I'm even more excited for tomorrow.

Yeah.

[gasps] No!

Gary

No.

Take care of my boy.

No! D-Dad! [Little Cato tries to go after his dad but Gary stops him.]

[the area explodes and Avocato's dies]

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Can you get me to the Lord Commander?

Gary

Ok....possibly, what do you wanna do?

I wanna slit his throat and splash in his life juice!

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Gary, am I gonna die?

Gary

Are you trying to cheer me up, KVN? Because you dying would be a wonderful development.

[KVN starts to sing]: We're all gonna die. We're all gonna di-

Gary

Shut the hell up KVN. Or I will find ways.

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[Gary goes inside a room]

BBolo

Come forth, Gary.

Gary

Oh, my gosh. Okay, okay. This is new.

BBolo

In order to face what's ahead, you need to face what's inside of you.

Gary

Oh, look! - There's a Construction Hat Gary.

CHConstruction Hat Gary

Hey!

Gary

There's an Eagle-Faced Gary.

EFEagle-Faced Gary

Hi!

Gary

Cookie-Headed Gary.

CHCookie-Headed Gary

What's up?

Gary

Oh, my gosh! Little Micro Gary.

LMLittle Micro Gary

Hey!

Gary

Who's that?

BBolo

That's the Amazing Mustache Gary.

AMAmazing Mustache Gary

Gary, you're never gonna be able to grow one of these. A thick, rich, luscious mustache. Oh, it feels so gooooood!

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JJohn

Son. Grab the plasma torch.

[Gary grabs the plasma torch from the shelf as his dad enters the room]

Gary

What are you doing?! Dad! Dad, don't do this without me!

JJohn

[inside a room] Son, you have your own time to worry about.

Gary

Dad! This, this was my idea.

JJohn

Yeah, but it's my responsibility. There's another anti-matter bomb in New York. The one on Earth. Use it to close this breach in your time. You know, I had only one regret when I left. Thought I was never gonna get the chance to see the man you would've grown up to be. Well, now I know he's better than I would've ever hoped. [John puts a helmet on his head as Gary bangs the door.]

Gary

[begging] Please don't Stop. Please. Stop. Stop. Stop! Stop! No! Please no! Stop! I'm not gonna let you die. Not again. I'm gonna come get you!

JJohn

Make me a promise, son. Save the Earth. Nah, you're right. "Universe" sounds much cooler.

Gary

What if I can't do it?

JJohn

Try your best.

Gary

What if my best isn't good enough?

JJohn

It's good enough for me.

[his dad starts flying and opens the torch as the area starts to explode]

Gary

NOOOOOOOO!

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We're best friends now. Guys, do you hear this? - We're best friends now. [comes over to Gary]

Gary

We're not even friends.

Right. We're best friends.

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[before the battle]

This could have been so easy. But time and time again, you chose the harder path. The darker path. It's time for you to see that your choices have consequences. I will give you one last chance to hand over Mooncake.

Mooncake

Chookity.

Hell. No. He is one of us.

Tribore

I don't really know him. But he seems very popular.

He stays with us.

Gary

Never.

Then death it is!

I'm coming for you.

Ah, yes, I've seen that face before. The face of loss.

We have the Anti-Matter bomb! We will close the breach, you will die!

[laughs] I look forward to it.

H.U.E.

I'm detecting the approach of an armada of heavy incinerators.

Everyone's gonna die.

Gary

You aren't wrong. They're all going to die. If he wants a war, he's got one. Let's do this.

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[Gary is shooting HIVE robots on the Galaxy 1 bridge]

Hey, Gary?

Gary

What is it, KVN?

[KVN floats by a window, heavily damanged]

It's been fun, right?

Gary

Oh! KVN! [runs to the window]

I guess? Hey! [KVN's voice begins fading] I had fun... [KVN shuts down]

[Gary begins tearing up]

Gary

It's so beautiful.

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What are you doing?

Gary

Finishing the job. Except I'm the one taking it to the breach. It's my mission. Too bad. It's my destiny. [walks away]

Why are you fighting me?

Gary

Because I can take anything, except losing you! Oh, God, why, Quinn?! Why are we in this situation?!

From the moment I discovered the gravitational disturbance, I knew this was my life's work. If you really have feelings for me - let me see this through to the end.

Gary

I am genuinely perplexed here! 'Cause I'm I'm trying to stop you from dying.

Please.

Gary

Then, Quinn Ergon, I will use every last breath to make sure you succeed. That's a real, raw promise. [he and Quinn kiss] Hell, yeah! More of that when you come back.

Don't die on me.

Gary

Funny, I thought I was gonna be the hero - but it's you.

No, it's both of us. Always has been.[she leaves]

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Can't you see? There is no one beside you. Avocato, his son, your crew - everyone you've cared about is gone! All because of that! [points at Mooncake] And now, your life ends - and nothing quick. I want you to experience the same pain you put me through. A slow and painful death!

Gary

You don't get it, do you? The good guys win in the end! They always do!

No. Not this time, The Gary.

Gary

Don't do this, Jack!

Why would you call me that? SPEAK!

Gary

You used to like taquitos, and hanging out with my dad, man.

[surprised] Ahh... John Goodspeed's son. Well... [snarling] that changes NOTHING!

Gary

You don't need to do this, Jack!

Stop calling me that! That person died the day I was chosen!

Gary

Can I be honest, with the likelihood of pissing you off a little bit? I don't think you were chosen. You getting these powers... was just a mistake!

Mistake?! [screams with rage and blasts Gary]

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[after the Earth disappears]

Gary?

Gary

Quinn.

I'm sorry.

Gary

For what?

Not telling you sooner.

Gary

You can tell me when you come back.

Gary.

Gary

No, don't. Don't say it.

I'm not coming back.

Gary

Quinn.

We've lost the Earth, but I can still save you. Goodbye, Gary. I'll miss you.

[the area explodes in light, consuming Quinn as she's sucked into Final Space]

Gary

QUINN!

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Gary

Sounds manageable. We fly the ship, we get our freedom, we get the hell out of here. Then we find Mooncake.

It doesn't, like, sound too good to be true or anything, right?

Gary

Little Cato? Sometimes, if you're lucky, life takes the crap in your hand, and hands you two slices of bread, and turns that crap into a crap luck sandwich.

You know, but the crap sandwich is, you know, still... made out of crap.

Gary

Yeah. But there's a little bit of luck in there, too. And we're going to need it.