Lord Commander quotes from Final Space

Lord Commander

[runs Bolo through] Just like that, Bolo falls! I thought you'd give more of a fight.

Lord Commander

This could have been so easy. But time and time again, you chose the harder path. The darker path. It's time for you to see that your choices have consequences. I will give you one last chance to hand over Mooncake.

Mooncake

Chookity.

Little Cato

Hell. No. He is one of us.

Tribore

I don't really know him. But he seems very popular.

Quinn

He stays with us.

Gary

Never.

Lord Commander

Then death it is!

Little Cato

I'm coming for you.

Lord Commander

Ah, yes, I've seen that face before. The face of loss.

Little Cato

We have the Anti-Matter bomb! We will close the breach, you will die!

Lord Commander

[laughs] I look forward to it.

H.U.E.

I'm detecting the approach of an armada of heavy incinerators.

Little Cato

Everyone's gonna die.

Gary

You aren't wrong. They're all going to die. If he wants a war, he's got one. Let's do this.

Lord Commander

Can't you see? There is no one beside you. Avocato, his son, your crew - everyone you've cared about is gone! All because of that! [points at Mooncake] And now, your life ends - and nothing quick. I want you to experience the same pain you put me through. A slow and painful death!

Gary

You don't get it, do you? The good guys win in the end! They always do!

Lord Commander

No. Not this time, The Gary.

Gary

Don't do this, Jack!

Lord Commander

Why would you call me that? SPEAK!

Gary

You used to like taquitos, and hanging out with my dad, man.

Lord Commander

[surprised] Ahh... John Goodspeed's son. Well... [snarling] that changes NOTHING!

Gary

You don't need to do this, Jack!

Lord Commander

Stop calling me that! That person died the day I was chosen!

Gary

Can I be honest, with the likelihood of pissing you off a little bit? I don't think you were chosen. You getting these powers... was just a mistake!

Lord Commander

Mistake?! [screams with rage and blasts Gary]

Gary

You took so much from me.

Lord Commander

And you, me.

Gary

We lost Avocato from that bomb you sent.

Lord Commander

Did you now? [laughs] Lovely.

Lord Commander

AGH! Will you quit shooting me!?

Gary

But, we were able to go back in time and fix a few things. And, we motherlovin' saved him.

Lord Commander

Avocato is an unstable compound. With the right push, you'll see what he's really made of.

Gary

That's great. But it's time to kill you. And everything that has come to pass doesn't happen. Quinn, the Earth... everything.

Gary

NO! NO! NO! NO!

Lord Commander

Tell me, Avocato - do you have a family?

Avocato

I used to. A boy.

Lord Commander

Is that what you fight for?

Avocato

I fight for Ventrexia.

Lord Commander

Tell me, what is so special about Ventrexia? It sends its people to fight a thousand-year war, for what?!

Avocato

I don't know anymore.

Lord Commander

So then they have you kill for no reason?

Avocato

I kill because I—

Lord Commander

[snarling] You kill because you're good at it.

Avocato

[ashamed] You're right.

Lord Commander

I know I'm right! And now I'm gonna give you the greatest gift anyone has ever given you. I am gonna change you from the butcher you are into a master, by giving you a cause! What if, together, we could create a universe where death could no longer be found?!

Avocato

Does that even exist?

Lord Commander

With your help, it can. I've heard the cries of this galaxy. They yearn for a savior, and with you as my number two, I will finally reveal myself to them! There will be those who resist, which is why I need you. Ventrexians are the fiercest warriors in the galaxy, and you, Avocato, are the fiercest of them all!

Avocato

Where do we begin?

Lord Commander

Give me Ventrexia. I WANT THE BODIES OF THE KING AND QUEEN!