Nightfall quotes from Final Space

Gary

I'm gonna break a Titan out of interdimensional prison. Sticking around?

Nightfall

Wouldn't miss it.

Clarence

Out of my seat, primate!

Gary

Yo. My ship, my seat.

Clarence

Then you leave me no choice...

Gary

Ow. Clarence, why is there a pack of Smarties...? [disgusted] Oh! Oh, Clarence!

Clarence

It's still my Money Compass. I'm just excited to be at the controls! Grabbing life by its succulent...!

Gary

OH, CLARENCE, WILL YOU GET THE HELL OFF ME?!

Nightfall

It's a big ship. Could be Raiders. Could be the Burner Tribe.

Gary

Oh, Raiders? Ooh, yeah. Okay, Burner Tribe? Could have been a little bit of Burner Tribe...

Nightfall

Let's just hope it's not the Chomper Club.

Gary

The Chomper Club?

Nightfall

Or half of us will be killed, skinned, and eaten alive.

Gary

Skinned and eaten alive, that's the whole... the whole gamut there, okay. Well, you got a real sunny disposition.

Nightfall

I have a partly cloudy disposition with a high in the mid-60s.

KVN

Ooh, that sounds like a perfect day.

Ash

I thought the whole reason I got these powers was to get her back.

Nightfall

Maybe you got them for something amazing down the line.

Ash

You mean, something that hasn't even happened yet?

Nightfall

Yeah, so great job, you're gonna be awesome.

KVN

And then what happened? I could listen to you almost die forever!

What happened was me thinking "This is gonna be a cakewalk", but just my luck, a drop of Yidrian venom gets on my shirt, and boom! Off come my clothes. Just disintegrated!

Nightfall

Ugh, give me a break.

And there's Parliament watching me try to escape the castle, butt-bloody-naked! Best birthday ever.

Nightfall

Gary! Your mother left with that family heirloom! It was a--

Gary

[coldly] Let me guess, a dimensional key.

Nightfall

How did you know?

Gary

She's good at taking what's important to me. [walks through a hatch] That woman hasn't seen the last of me. It's on.

[impaled through the shoulder] Ugh, you little bastard!

Gary

Yep, it's me. It's the little bastard. And you're my mom. Let that sink in for a second. Have you got it? All right? Parent-teacher conferences? Baking cookies? Not crazed rampages on your boy!

You caught me on an off-day.

Gary

An "off-day"? I've never seen an on-day! I'm done being the excuse for all your mistakes! Things went the way they did with Dad because of you! You did that! And you're gonna have to live with it! [jumping] Yes! I've always wanted to say that. That is... gah! All right, let's, uh...

Gary

Oh, that is in there...

Nightfall

What are you doing, Gary?

Gary

We'll bring her back to the ship. [finally pulls it out]

Nightfall

Why?

Gary

Because... she's my mom.

Nightfall

And?

Gary

I'm gonna let you knock her out.

Nightfall

Thanks.

Gary

Yo! Bolo!

Gary, have you obtained the dimensional keys?

Gary

We have. But! Before we get to that, real quick, I need to know something - you playing us? My mom was contacted by a buddy of yours. Does the Titan Oreskis ring any bells?

Oreskis? Not that guy?!

Gary

Yeah, that guy.

[growls] Frickin' dickbag! And that was before his mind got poisoned. He is not to be trusted.

Nightfall

Hey, we're not sure you can be trusted.

Gary

He says you're evil and you're gonna destroy a bunch of important crap if you're freed.

He said that?! Did he also tell you that he seduced my first love, Jill, and gave her a raging case of upipiums?!

Gary

Upipiums? The hell is that?

The worst! Makes you leak actual lava out of your peehole.

Gary

Oh... that is horrifying.

The cranberry pills only made it worse!