[before the battle]
This could have been so easy. But time and time again, you chose the harder path. The darker path. It's time for you to see that your choices have consequences. I will give you one last chance to hand over Mooncake.
Hell. No. He is one of us.
TriboreI don't really know him. But he seems very popular.
Ah, yes, I've seen that face before. The face of loss.
We have the Anti-Matter bomb! We will close the breach, you will die!
[laughs] I look forward to it.
I'm detecting the approach of an armada of heavy incinerators.
You aren't wrong. They're all going to die. If he wants a war, he's got one. Let's do this.
Werthrent! Show yourself! But you won't, because all you are is fear and hatred and weakness!
[Flames surround the crew and Werthrent appears]
Oh my God, that's a huge snake!
Tribore
I've seen bigger.
You ate my sister! Give her back or I will flay you!
WWerthrent
But she serves me so well...
WWerthrent
But why, when I can have you both?
Hey! Listen! Hey, pal! Hey! Will you look at me?!
[Werthrent hisses at him]
[nervously] All right, okay, uh... if you eat her, you gotta eat the rest of us, because we're a combo pack!
Like the fries! We're the fries.
You want to be the dipping sauce?
Tribore
I've been told I would make a great dipping sauce. By whom? None of your business.
And I can be a napkin! Hooray!
Oh, geez, all right, great, okay, now it's the combo pack from hell, but okay, Werthrent, are you in or are you out?!
I didn't think that far ahead! That's not good at all!
Oh, I don't know how we're gonna get out of this!
Oh jeez, if only you had the best pilot in the universe. Oh, wait, you do. Sorry I'm late, love. By about, what? 30 years?
32 years, but hey, who's counting?
Tribore
You are, obviously.
TQTribore and Quatronostro
*shopping in hidden civilization market*
Tribore
(annoyed) Leave it to a market in Final Space to sell a crocheted sweater. Is this peach? Because it better not be fuchsia!
MMerchant
We are in great danger, outlander! Our enemies draw closer with each passing moment. Our people live in fear. Help us, please!
Tribore
Shut the hell up. You don't know what danger is, until you've read my customer satisfaction survey.
Tribore
[talking to the crew] I know I don't always appreciate all of you, as much as I should. But to be fair, you've given me prescious little to work with...
Tribore
Okay, so long.
Gary': That's it? I was kinda hoping that was going to end with a compliment.
Tribore
Look to the Titan's wiener.
What?
No!
I'm not looking to the Titan's- [gets interupted by Tribore]
Tribore
If it points North, I will be South. If it glitters in the West-
I'M NOT looking at a glittery Titan's wiener, alright?!
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