KVN quotes from Final Space

KVN

I'm here to save you, Gary! The day is saved.

Gary

Freaking KVN! I hate you so much! I truly can't wait for the day you die! No one will be sad. There will only be happiness!

KVN

Gary, am I gonna die?

Gary

Are you trying to cheer me up, KVN? Because you dying would be a wonderful development.

Gary

Shut the hell up KVN. Or I will find ways.

KVN

We're best friends now. Guys, do you hear this? - We're best friends now. [comes over to Gary]

Gary

We're not even friends.

KVN

Right. We're best friends.

HUE

KVN, if you don't get on the outside turret, I will beat you within one inch of your life.

KVN

Guys, I'm the most expendable! Congratulations to me!

KVN

Hey, Gary?

Gary

What is it, KVN?

KVN

It's been fun, right?

Gary

Oh! KVN! [runs to the window]

KVN

I guess? Hey! [KVN's voice begins fading] I had fun... [KVN shuts down]

Gary

It's so beautiful.

Nightfall

It's a big ship. Could be Raiders. Could be the Burner Tribe.

Gary

Oh, Raiders? Ooh, yeah. Okay, Burner Tribe? Could have been a little bit of Burner Tribe...

Nightfall

Let's just hope it's not the Chomper Club.

Gary

The Chomper Club?

Nightfall

Or half of us will be killed, skinned, and eaten alive.

Gary

Skinned and eaten alive, that's the whole... the whole gamut there, okay. Well, you got a real sunny disposition.

Nightfall

I have a partly cloudy disposition with a high in the mid-60s.

KVN

Ooh, that sounds like a perfect day.

Ash

This one's coming with me.

Little Cato

I'm not a pet!

Ash

Says you. I like you because you're all fluffy.

KVN

I think he's fluffy too! Hooray!

Ash

Werthrent! Show yourself! But you won't, because all you are is fear and hatred and weakness!

Little Cato

Oh my God, that's a huge snake!

Tribore

I've seen bigger.

Ash

You ate my sister! Give her back or I will flay you!

But she serves me so well...

Ash

Give her back!

But why, when I can have you both?

Gary

Hey! Listen! Hey, pal! Hey! Will you look at me?!

Gary

[nervously] All right, okay, uh... if you eat her, you gotta eat the rest of us, because we're a combo pack!

Clarence

A "combo pack"?

Little Cato

A combo pack!

Gary

Like the fries! We're the fries.

Mooncake

Chookity pok.

Gary

You want to be the dipping sauce?

Tribore

I've been told I would make a great dipping sauce. By whom? None of your business.

Little Cato

I'm a onion ring!

KVN

And I can be a napkin! Hooray!

Gary

Oh, geez, all right, great, okay, now it's the combo pack from hell, but okay, Werthrent, are you in or are you out?!

In!

Little Cato

What's the plan?

Gary

I didn't think that far ahead! That's not good at all!

KVN

And then what happened? I could listen to you almost die forever!

What happened was me thinking "This is gonna be a cakewalk", but just my luck, a drop of Yidrian venom gets on my shirt, and boom! Off come my clothes. Just disintegrated!

Nightfall

Ugh, give me a break.

And there's Parliament watching me try to escape the castle, butt-bloody-naked! Best birthday ever.

... Kevin Van Newton.

KVN

Whoa! Papa Kev? He's the one who created me Gary. He created your best friend. Which is me, KVN. KVN, KVN, KVN...

Gary

Quinn, I've finally found him. The father of Beelzebub. This house... must be cleansed... with FIRE!

Gary

We got to burn it to the ground, Quinn.

I give to you the Bearded Turkey Wing.

Gary

No, NO! I wanted to name it! I had a name all picked out.

KVN

What was it Gary? Tell me. Tell me. [starts poking Gary] You gonna tell me? Tell me.

Gary

The Dragon Hawk 5. What do you guys think?

Quinn

Let's go with the Galaxy 2.

Gary

Oh, aw, man. Life is a graveyard of dead dream.